Sophie Monk’s Fat Thighs in Jean Shorts of the Day
Sophie Monk is showing off her pie eating contest winning legs and I don't mean lesbian legs because she dated that Good Charlotte motherfucker who clearly doesn't have a dick, and she's doing it in a pair of short trashy shorts that remind me of the 90s, which in a totally unrelated story, were fucking horrible, but I still think she's got it going on, because she is weird lookin' and sometimes weird is good unless weird looking is scary, like something out of a horror movie, or like DJ AM's new face, in which case weird lookin' is better kept in a burlap bag.
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Pete







