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Salma Hayek was on German TV recently, lost a bet with someone and had to come out in some traditional German outfit because I guess the German’s take Cocktober fest seriously. The other thing they take seriously is mass genocide to create a superior aryan race, but I guess 60 years is long enough to forget those small little cultural details and appreciate Hayek’s tits while listening to such a romantic sounding language that makes part of me want to watch German scat porn before raping and gas chambering a bunch of Jews and the other part of me take a nice warm bath relaxing to the sounds of Wagner or Ramstein . Such a docile people.

Either way, they did good today by tricking Hayek into this outfit. Enjoy.

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Cristof Christo

Um, nip? Where see nip?
Ronny Rumsfeld

That’s not a nipple you sorry fuckers. That’s the shadow from her blouse. Jesus.

Now I’m positive that no one who reads these sites knows what a nipple really looks like (porn doesn’t count). Otherwise you’d know the difference.

Jesus. (the Jew, not the Mexi-Nadian)
duuuuuuude

THAT’S SEBASTIEN VETTEL IN THE GREY.
he’s a sick F1 driver
Rupert

Germans = Nazis. I think you’ve hit the nail on the head.

Let’s see… since the current German population is spread as follows…

Age structure: 0-14 years: 13.8% (male 5,826,066/female 5,524,568)
15-64 years: 66.2% (male 27,763,917/female 26,739,934)
65 years and over: 20% (male 6,892,743/female 9,622,320) (2008 est.)

That means that roughly 80% of the population of Germany was born *after* WWII.

But they’re all still Nazis. Just like all Americans are pro-segregation, right?
mirozzz

who is the man in shades??? he looks like an assassin or something…
german guy

you’re right, rupert, that description of the video and the german people really sucks… i bet the guy who wrote it has never left his country yet. i mean, george w. bush undoubtedly is a war criminal himself and noone in europe would ever blame the whole country and its innocent population for his deeds… but some people are even not willing to understand that the german nation of nowadays is not responsible anymore for its dark past… education rules!
wtf?!

I’ve never read such shit about us germans. Fuck you, you don’t know anything about us! I give you an advise: get education you piece of shit. And no, I am not nazi and I am sure you don’t even know something about germany in nazi time. Your country has abused human rights too, and it’s not 60 years ago… Be careful with your words. Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, einfach die Fresse halten! If you have no clue, just shut the fuck up!
Hilarious

The only thing sadder than the cheap Nazi shots are the idiots–yes, I’m talking to YOU–who fire back emotionally.

I fear for the future of the world.