From the stepFORUM of the Day
My stedaughter is a little sadomasochist. I don’t mean that she’s into doing weird sexual things with me or that she wears leather with whips and chains or any of that shit, but she does have a high pain threshold and she likes fighting. I guess that makes her more of a butch than and sodomasochist, but if I started out the post calling her a butch, you wouldn’t have continued reading my story, because no one likes girls who have bigger balls than they do, unless those balls are gag balls. So I asked her if she wanted to simulate some man on woman violence in public, thinking it would really stir up some shit, while being a good way to bond with each other on a Sunday afternoon. So we went to the mall and I bought a filled a coffee cup with cold water, we sat together in the food court and I started up the brawl by standing up and calling her a useless whore or something to that effect, took my coffee cup filled with water and threw it in her face, only to have her react like she had just been burnt badly, leading to use wrestling and hitting at each other for a solid 10 minutes, before getting bored of the whole thing, when we didn’t draw an audience and no one called the police. I guess this living in a world where everyone minds their own business except your alcoholic neighbors who knock on your door to offer they 2 cents about a conversation you are having, makes staging scenes of men beating women boring, another thing that’s boring – the internet, so here are some links to the stepFORUM because it makes the internet a little better place.
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Lily Allen looking like a meth head
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Angelina Jolie looking hot in her Changeling portrait session
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Jennifer Aniston looking hot
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Elle MacPherson – Out in London
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Nicollette Sheridan jogging, squeezing veggies and looking good
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Holly Madison @ Leather and Lace Party
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Ashlee Simpson Preggers with the Sam Ronson Lookin’ Motherfucker….
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Elizabeth Hurley @Saks Fifth Avenue Chicago
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LeAnn Rimes and hubby – Shopping in Malibu
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Delicious Julie Benz w/cleavage @ the Dexter season prem
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Hayden Panettiere – *Hot & Tight Leather*
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Katie Holmes showing off her legs in NY
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Miley Cyrus @ Disneyland for her early b’day party
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Willa Holland – On Set of “Gossip Girl”
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Drew Barrymore – Leaving a restaurant in Hollywood
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Ana Ivanovic – Crandon Park Beach Photoshoot
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———Music———
Corey Smith – The Good Life
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Jimmy Hendrix – Blues
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George Michael – OLDER (320Kbps)
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The Best of Scarface
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Queen+ Paul Rodgers – The Cosmos Rocks (iTunes Bonus Ed)
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AALIYAH – R & B DEDICATION
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Joe – All That I Am
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Lil Kim – Ms. G.O.A.T.
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Cypress Hill: The Very Best Of Cypress Hill
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Dr John – All by Hisself
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Sade – Love Deluxe
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Sing-a- Longs and Lullabies For the film Curious George
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———Sleaziness———
Assparade – Rosario Stone
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Some Beautiful Ass
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Cody Lane – Down The Hatch
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Towdog’s KickAss Jan Burton Thread
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Audrey Bitoni – Big Tits In Sports
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Assparade – Caroline Pierce
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Hot Chicks Wearing Sports Gear
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Isabel Ice – Anal of course
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Panties – Amercian Apparel spot
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HOOOOLY SHIT…Look at this! (SFW)
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Failed Kids’ Toy!
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———Movies and TV Shows———
Righteous Kill
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Grindstone Road 2008 DVDRip
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Broken Fences
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Linewatch
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Nerdcore Rising
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The Da Vinci Code
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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (season 1)
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———Audio Books———
Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency
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Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus
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Wayne Dyer – You’ll See It When You Believe It!
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———Pics———
Hmmmm….
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Chicks in Halloween Costumes (some NSFW)
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