Lohan’s tits are big and she’s slowly wasting away and getting skinnier. I am sure it has nothing to do with sitting around all day doing blow instead of eating, because she seems like the kind of girl who would really commit to a drug free life as she has so much stimulating shit to do during a Tuesday that she needs to bring her A-Game to, like sleep all day and go shopping in the afternoon for an hour before going home and ordering in dinner, watching some TV and dyking out all night.

Maybe I am wrong and this is just further proof that she has implants, because those fuckers are pretty spectacular, especially considering she isn’t wearing a bra, because like all lesbians she’s liberated and won’t give into man’s convention of strapping her tits down, but I think it’s more to do with being cockhungry and starving for male attention and this being the only way to get it, otherwise Samantha will take it out on her with their double-sided dildo.

Who knows and who really cares, other than Ronson who gets to play with them and Lohan who is dying for dick, because I know that I don’t give a fuck and can only assume that today, we are one step closer to the end of celebrity blogs as people slowly start to lose interest and re-focus on their own lives, leaving me worse off than I am now, but that’s okay, I think it’s better for mankind and I’ll just turn to prostitution like other people with failed dreams…..I am okay with that.

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