I’m sorry but I’m pretty sure I could lay far more guys (and chicks) than that chick you said would make a good Celine Dion. But I don’t fuck everything that’s offered to me. And isn’t she (this chicks sister) making fun of people she hasn’t met by calling them fat and ugly? Dumb ass. Who the fuck types in all caps, it’s just annoying.

And just because she makes a shitload of money DJing doesn’t mean shit. If I went out and chilled on the street corner I’m sure I could make a shitload of money too but I’d rather keep my vagina clean and have a worth-while career.

Mr Martinez, Jennifer Aniston is hot, I watched all seventeen episodes of friends just to peek a look at her, and little over thirty episodes for Courtney Cox, though due to her marriage, I had to stop looking at her in that way. David Arquette not only is he a genius, but, he’s very fortunate to have snatched such a babe. Brad was an ass to have left Aniston for Angelina Jolie. Excelsior bitches.

This is why fucking idiots who don’t believe in God needs to die, evolution doesn’t need a conscience, but beings of morality do, so just you wait Sasha, just you wait, my only hope is you look at it the way I do: fuck all and let the Master sort it out, even if that means Him and His crew killing all us ungrateful wicked fucks.

In regards to Bon Bon,give her my deepest sympathy’s.

Only a moron would name their child Bon Bon.