Brittny Gastineau and Her Slutty Shirt of the Day
Here’s real life Gossip Girl Brittny Gastineau, some rich slut who has a football playing father, who spent her youth as a socialite, rich slut and is spending her time now trying to get a legitimate career in entertainment and she is doing that by showing up to an event wearing her lingerie for a shirt, when lingerie is supposed to be meant for strippers, Valentine’s Day and 25th anniversary bedroom celebrations, and the whole thing is just crazy.
I mean Halloween is next week, and girls go out in lingerie all the time, so maybe she’s getting a head start, but an insider told me that she’s dressing up like Paris Hilton in her sex tape, because when you’re a slut in everyday life, Halloween can only take 2 routes and they are dressing wholesome for the irony of it, or going balls out and getting naked.
So she may be a week early in this get-up, but I’m not complaining, I think lingerie should be mandatory business atire, despite how wild the concept is, and if I owned a company, that would be the law, but since I don’t own a company, because it would go bankrupt before it started, and because I’d be arrested in the first week for exposing myself to my staff because I’d make it clear that was part of their job description, despite it being against the law, I’ll just settle with these pictures of some rich socialite wearing her underwear as outerwear, because that concept is just wild.
What’s next? Usingsex toys in public, or bikinis in the winter, or socks for condoms, or plastic bags for shoes like the homeless dude down the street….I guess fashion is just way to crazy for me….assuming that this Brittny Gastineau character has any idea what fashion is, because I know I don’t.
October 25th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Brittney Gastineau might have a nice bod,but the face she got stuck with is super ugly.
She’s to ugly for Hollywood,but if she doesn’t mind the constant rejection I know she will receive,then I wish her luck.
And if Brittney Gastineau is lucky enough to be in the casting couch situation(providing the producer is legally blind),she has to make sure to wear a condom.
October 25th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
god shes fug. saggy tits too
October 26th, 2008 at 5:13 am
The uglier the girl, the more skin she has to show off to get attention.