My neighbor who pretty much just moved in and who I don’t know very well just knocked on my door. I am a pretty paranoid person because I get comments and emails like this:

this is the most lame blog ever.
i only come on this accidently because dlisted has links, i start to read but your writing is so lame, like, embarrassingly not funny. i blush for you…
please take some wit and humour classes and then start this up again.
yikes, it’s like talking to someone via time machine to 1989…!

All the time, so I wasn’t too down with answering the door for fear that they’ve found me and are going to kill me.

Instead it was my neighbor in desperate need for a condom. He was begging for one, something I would never do, but figured I’d look around for him anyway. Since I don’t fuck, I don’t really keep them laying around, so I suggested he use a plastic bag, but decided to look for one and found a couple studded condoms from 10 years ago when I was a little more wild that expired over 5 years ago and told him they were all I had. He didn’t seem to care, because he was about to get laid and at least having something on was enough to trick her into fucking him an expired condom was better than no condom for him, so I may be responsible for whatever disease he lands tonight, but I like to think that that’s what neighbors are for….

Here are my links….

Friday Slut Fest Goes On Now
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America Ferrera Tried to Get in Lohan’s Pussy
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Flight Attendant Fun
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Mary Carey’s Tit’s Are Inspirational
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Because Your Dad’s Porn is Old and Tattered Like Your Mom’s Vagina
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Jodie Marsh Has Something On Her Face
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The Dirtiest Couple of Famous Chicks Who Have No Business Being Famous, But Who Both Have Business Having STDs…
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Some Eva Herzigova Upskirt Action
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The Hills Continues to Spead Like Herpres All Over the Place
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Trick or Boobs
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These Bears Are Smarter Than You
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Christian Nymphos
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Presidential Dance Off
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Hate Elizabeth Hasslebeck? Join the Club
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Chicks Should Stick to What They Do Best. Shopping
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Your Hand Can Only Do So Much
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Table Jump
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Valerie Has a Dream Ass
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She Gives It All Up and You Will Love It
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You’ll Never Guess Who DJ AM is Fucking Because Half of You Don’t Know Who he Is…
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Angelina Jolie’s Kids Know They Are Bastards
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Striptease of the Day
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Rubber Band Nut Shot
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Brain Dead!!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in Tight Black Pants
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Sushi Art
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Get Laid, Because Being a Virgin is Pretty Fucking Lame Dude
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Italian Television Boob Pop Out
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Alight This Kid Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Becki Newton is My New WAnk Fantasy
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Busty Busty Emma
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Some Chick Named Holly Webber in Lingerie….
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Some Exclusive Simpson’s Intro Preview
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The Dos and Don’ts About Dressing Up For Halloween
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Everyone on Ugly Betty Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Rhianna on the Set of Her New Video. Tasty
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Shiny Shiny Bijou
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My Mac is a Piece of Shit, But Man They Make Some Good Commercials
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Monica Bellucci In Some Lace Shirt….
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A couple Bitches….
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JOhnny Knoxville Blows Some Shit Up
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Anal Art!!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Tits and Vag
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Some Army Girl’s Bare Ass
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