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With a name like DrunkenStepfather and content like mine, that sometimes makes sexual references to 16 year old girls who look like the mature kind of 16 year olds who are out giving blowjobs already, I do not promote sex offenders. Sure 14 is legal in Canada, or at least in my part of Canada, so I’ve never broken any laws in regards to the shit, but I am also a firm believer that if you aren’t 18, you should not be taking pictures of you topless, in your bra, doing amateur porn or any of that shit, because it always gets out there and it makes me a criminal for watching it. I never ask girls who are under 18 for nude pictures, or to get nude, even if they are drunk in a club and starving for male attention. So this ice cream truck driver is not me, despite what a reader who emailed me thought.

For the record, if I was a sex offender, I would be way more creative to get girls to flash me than to offer them ice cream or ask them to come to my van to check out my puppies, that shit’s too cliche, I’d just promise to introduce them to Miley Cyrus, but in his defense, he seems to be from Africa and in Africa girls are married and having kids by the time they are 13, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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Rick Hatman

First of all, spammers like Idy up here who are writing shit about rich people dating sites need to eat Rosie O’Donnel’s used tampons. Second of all, I bet that fat bitch of a reporter destroyed that ice cream cone after the camera went off just like that Mufasa or whatever that ice cream selling motherfucker would destroy a 12 year olds cooter in exchange for a free cone. But anyway, that shit’s fucked up. I remember back in my day when the ice cream man was a nice guy who wouldn’t try to fuck you and sold ice cream and weed at reasonable prices to the neighborhood kids.
http://colorofcrime.net Michael Deaton

Gee, ain’t diversity great? Not fucking hardly!! This African should go back home where he cannot harm anymore innocent White children! Not to mention his black “soul brothaz”! Call me a racist because I don’t “tolerate” this? So fucking be it! If he tried this on my daughter, he’d be hanging from a fucking tree.
kdawg in e minor

I was thinking the same thing as Mr. Rick. That fat chick is a bitch. I don’t know why they hire bitter fat chicks as the reporters whose job it is to hunt people down. I bothers my how they all look so smug as they pry into people’s lives.

I’m not condoning child molestation or anything, but kids are babied nowadays. When I was a kid, I knew the value of dollar. I knew that my parts weren’t fully developed..so I had no shame. I would have spread my ass cheeks for the guy if he gave me two Space Jet bars. That’s just good business.

As for Mr. Deaton, eat a dick.
Candi Apples

Where’s the pic?

Luv ice cream,especially if it’s chocolate mint.
harvey

They changed the law in Canada. 14 is no longer legal she must be 16 now.
http://www.colorofcrime.ne Michael Deaton

This sick pervert calling himself “k dawg” said, “I’m not condoning child molestation or anything, but kids are babied nowadays. I would have spread my ass cheeks for the guy if he gave me two Space Jet bars. That’s just good business.”

I wouldn’t expect anything less from some obvious immoral thug who calls itself “K Dawg”. I’m sure you would spread for ice cream, and probably have your mother and/or little sister do the same thing, eh? Like you said, “That’s just good business.” I mean, it would be “racist” anyway to turn down these black child molesters. Right, K dawg?