I don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, like all the other motherfuckers in the world, because if I want to see dancing, I will go to a fucking stripclub or hit up the clubs, the last thing I need to do is sit in front of a TV and watch a bunch of no name celebrities trying to do some professional dancing….

That said, I don’t know who Cloris Leachman is, I do know she was kicked off Dancing with the Stars, but then she went on Kimmel and acted like a fuckin’ nut.

She crawled around the floor, got in the doggy style position and crawled up on Kimmel, because she obviously has dementia.

I figured I’d post it because I know no one’s watching Kimmel, but figured I’d give the guy some support, you know, an internet pat on the back because I know after fucking Sarah Silverman, your life looks pretty bleak. That’s the kind of thing that crawls up on you in your sleep, leading you to suicide, and that’s all I have to say about that…..

Watch this Dancing with the Stars outcast being fuckin’ insane…..

BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are Out on a Date, I guess he realized being single, that girls won’t fuck him, despite his celebrity, because he’s a fucking joke that is funnier than any Sarah Silverman joke, so he’s forced to go back to what he had…..

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