I am slow moving on this story because I really don’t like the whole pin-up burlesque movement. I find it dated, unsexy and the girls who usually are up on it are fuckin’ fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have stupid asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their nipple tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving whores who can’t get any airtime without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked and that embraces being overweight.

That said, phtotographer Timothy White, who’s been doing celebrity photos for magazines made a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped on the opportunity, maybe because they wish they were part of glamorous Hollywood in its 1950′s prime, that stayed classy on the surface, when guys could jerk off to bare ankles and liked girls who were busty and fat, and not in the cesspool it’s become, or maybe they’re just friends with this motherfucker, or thought it’d be a fun project, but none of that matters, because

I have some of the pics that will save you from buying the book. Until Timothy White comes after me since I don’t have permission to post this shit.
Here are some of the pics

Angie Harmon….

Cindy Crawford Lookin’ Like a Man….A Very Strong Man….

Denise Richards

Elisa Cuthbert

Felicity Huffman (why?)

Gina Gershon

Jamie Lynn Sigler

Jennifer Beals

Jennifer Morrison

Kate Hudson:

Kate Walsh

Lauren Graham

Michelle Trachtenberg

Molly Sims

Olsen Twin

Rebecca De Mornay

Salma Hayek

Susan Sarandon

Tea Leoni

Vanessa Williams

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