The Soup Nazi Hosts Parties of the Day
I remember when I was asked to host a 16 year old girl’s house party, like I was some kind of celebrity and the party I was invited to host was some exclusive club, filled with hot girls and free flowing booze, but it turned I wasn’t really asked to host it, and I was actually an unwanted guest that ended with the police showing up, but not to bust the party like you’d expect with it being 4 in the morning and 50 teenagers underage drinking and making noise, because the girls throwing the party called the cops on me, busting their own party, because that’s just the kind of host I am….an unwelcome one.
So when I got this email of some breast cancer event hosted by the Soup Nazi from Seinfeld, I had no choice but to laugh, because any event booking the Soup Nazi to host their shit is probably pretty poor, but more importantly, the Soup Nazi is still living his 15 minutes, 15 years later.
I never liked Seinfeld, it was too Jewish, so I don’t even know who this clown is, but I know he will probably snap one day when some poor fuck asks him at the airport or maybe in the mall to say his “no soup for you line” and he decides to murder suicide, but until then, he’s hosting charity events.
November 7th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Too Jewish? What the F does that mean you anti-semite!
November 7th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Let me help you- Too Jewish meant it was just a bunch of Jews KVETCHING and whining and talking about food (Jews love to talk about food) and neurotic tics and just a one trick pony. I grew up a half Jew so I know what the fuck I’m saying. That show is overrated. And the soup nazi schtick became old fast.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Anti-semitic bitch! And excuse me, “Half-Jew” Congratulations on being born Jewish and knowing one word of Yiddish, but it doesn’t give you the right to be racist.
November 7th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
jesus christ! seinfeld IS largely predicated on “over-the-top” jewish idiosyncratic behavior. if people don’t like it . . . FINE. it doesn’t make them anti-semitic — just lacking in taste! =P
June 10th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
I really love to eat lots of different kinds of soup specially vegetable based soups.~`;
September 20th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
cool picsxx
October 25th, 2010 at 7:43 am
chicken soup and beef soup is always the best tasting soup in my honest opinion. i love the taste of both*;”
December 22nd, 2010 at 3:04 pm
oh well, i always love the taste of chicken soup and other soups, i am a soup addict you know *;’