Some porn producer named Cezar Capone is offering Sarah Palin 2 million dollars to star in one of his MILF productions. I don’t know much about porn, despite everyone constantly telling me that I am a porn site, because I post nudity, but I really have no idea who this guy is. There’s something about produced porn that doesn’t turn me on at all, the girls are ugly, I can’t relate to the ripped big dicked guys fucking them mainly because they are the kids of guys I see out in bars and clubs and hate, so watching them fuck is as torturous as having to drink in the same building as them. The sex is as plastic as their fake tits, and all porns are the fucking same so I usually stick to small penis fat guy porn with average at best lookin’ girls doing random dirty things…but this isn’t about me, it’s about Palin….

He basically wrote this open letter offering her the money and even considering to throw in some extra money and a snowmobile for her husband to get in on the shit. His rationale is that she needs the money to buy the 150,000 dollars of clothes she will be forced to give back, no that she’ll actually give it back, but seems like good enough logic to try to get her naked on video….my logic ended at the fact that she has a pussy and everyone wants to fuck her.

The truth is that he should give her a cut of the profit, because let’s face it, if this ever happened, it’d be bigger than Paris Hilton’s tape so Cezare may not be an idiot for approaching her, but he’s kinda low ballin’ her, not that she’ll know the difference considering she’s as retarded as her kid…but any TV network will probably offer her substantially bigger offers to do a mainstream show and she doesn’t have to break her Christian values to do that, so maybe he needs to go back to the drawing board because my prediction is that this porn will never happen….but a TV show will. Not that you care.

Either way, check out the letter….
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