I have a local fan, she’s 18, pretty hot and likes me because I have a website. She invited me to one of her friend’s house parties with promises of nudity and booze, so like any creepy old guy, I made the fuckin’ move and showed up at the party. I realized that despite having nothing in common with 18 year olds, they seem to be fascinated with why there is an old guy in the room, and when busting out a disposable camera we found in the party that had never been used, decided to approach every girl and tell them this bullshit story about how we found the camera and want to shock the owner of it when they get it developed and they find random body parts. We told them we had taken pictures of our dicks and needed to balance it out with some pussy, so before long, we had these 18 year old girls bent over, flashing their pussies, pullin’ out tits, and it was pretty amazing. The only problem is that I lost the camera like some of those girls lost their innocence all because I drank a 40 ounce bottle of vodka and don’t remember half the night, but I do have a forum and here’s some links to shit going on there…..

Register to See Everything and Get Invloved!
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———Celebs———

HOT! – Nuts present 100 naked babes (NSFW)
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Kellie Pickler – Very Busty @ CMA Awards
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Asstastic Kate Beckinsale – Die Hard 4 Red Carpet
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Jennifer Garner Preggers
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a swimsuit
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Reese Witherspoon Beautiful @ CMA Awards
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Emmy Rossum – Alberta Ferretti Boutique Opening
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Kat Von D and Bam Margera
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HOT – Topless (NSFW) Kitty Lea
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Fergie -leggy at some Swarovski event
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Jacinda Barrett @ MoMa film benefit
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Julia Stiles @ Tribeca Film
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———Music———

Justin Timberlake – Mr. Timberlake
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Blues Traveler – North Hollywood Shootout (Advance)
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Desperate Youths, Blood Thirsty Babes
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Enrique Iglesias – Greatest Hits
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Unearth – The March
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Beyonce – I am…Sasha Fierce
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Taylor Swift – Fearless
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Girls Aloud:- Out Of Control
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———Movies and TV———

Street Revenge
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Garden Party
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MTV Music Awards 2008
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———Random———

BAD plastic surgery
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How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
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Happy NOT a Father’s Day
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———Sleaziness———

Teachers I’d Like To Fuck
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Blondie with older man
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All Ruth gets Railed
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Teen Cate goes solo on a chair.
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———Audio Books———

A Scanner Darkly
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Minority Report
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