I had no idea the Victoria’s Secret fashion show was happening this weekend, I don’t really keep on top of anything, but I noticed that on Thursday and Friday a lot of pictures of the models together were surfacing, so it only made sense that when they got them all in one room together, Victoria’s Secret milked them for everything they could since they pretty much own these bitches.

Sure, they have good bodies, but after an hour of lookin at these pictures, I got fucking bored. Maybe I am gay, maybe all this is repetitive, maybe I only find Adriana Lima hot, maybe I need to see pussy to really appreciate lingerie pictures, you know use them as a little masturbation foreplay before working up to these girls spread open with dick in their mouths, but I guess these are better than nothing…..

The truth is I find Klum washed up, Marisa Miller looks like a college party girl on her 35th birthday, Miranda Kerr’s got a face of an Owl, Ambrosio’s a mom, Naomi Campbell a monster and the rest of the immigrants found in various third world countries aren’t really known to me so I can’t really formulate an opinion.

I am down with the Rihanna dominatrix style in some of the pictures, you know the metal corsets and straps and boots, but I really don’t think this shit is anything worth getting excited about.

Just so you, I don’t get into these pictures because my wife is hotter than these bitches and I share a bed with her every night, but I’m not braggin’ because she’s only hotter than they are because she’s pumps out more head than a portable heater. I thank obesity for that shit…..here are some of the pics your virginity has probably already seen, saved and printed because they are everywhere, including MSN.com, so I’m just the slowest site out there, and I am okay with that….maybe if I had a job or responsibilities I’d care a little more….but that’s never going to happen, so you’ll have to be satisfied with the day old bargain bin I buy my baked goods out of….but the internet version….if you know what I mean…..

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