From the stepFORUM of the Day

Along with a line of children books, I am working on a line of Greeting Cards. You know, become the next Hallmark, maybe even get my own TV channel that I can produce heartwarming badly produced movies about love, the holidays and other fuzzy things.
So far I have a couple written….they are a work in progress but thought I’d share the rough drafts with you:
For Her Birthday:
A bunch of years ago, I was walking by a high school prom and saw what looked like a white cord sticking out of the school’s back door…I got a little closer and decided to follow it like it was some kind of popcorn strand you’d find on a white trash Christmas tree, or the candy trail a pedophile uses to lure kids into his van, hoping it would lead me to virgins in chiffon, so I opened the door and on the other side was a lifeless baby in the trash can by the door.
I am glad you didn’t have a similar fate so that today we can celebrate your glorious day.
25th Birthday:
25 Years and 9 months ago, your mother was faced with a choice. Whether to get rid of you, like any logical 16 year old girl who gets pregnant would, or keep you and deal with all the shit you were bound to bring to her life. She chose to keep you and I guess I’m glad your mother didn’t have an abortion….because otherwise we wouldn’t be celebrating this glorious day that is your birthday.
Anniversary:
I guess your husband never found out about that wild night you had too much to drink and gave me a blowjob in his office….Happy Anniversary.
10 Year Anniversary:
I was shocked to hear it was your 10th anniversary, mainly because just a few months ago, it was your son’s 12th birthday. Sinner.
Yes, this is what I do with my days, and you should be in the stepFORUM, while I am neglecting you by writing stupid greeting cards no one will read.
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———Celebs———
Ali Larter @ gym and leaving
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HOT! – Geraldine Bazan Topless in H Extremo Mag (NSFW)
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Stacy Keibler – Bikini Pictures on Miami Beach
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Jennifer Ellison on Holiday – topless but covered
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Kate Beckinsale @ Glamour Photoshoot
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Lindsay Lohan in some Paris candids
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Christina Aguilera – Behind the Scenes of “Keeps Gettin Better”
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Tara Reid & Fake Funbags Present “Mantra” clothing
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Jessica Biel looking great in a blue dress
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Heather Graham and her sinking cleavage
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Rihanna – HOT Concert pics in Taguig, Philippines
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Natalie Portman – On set of “Love and Other Pursuits”
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Lacey Chabert – Very busty at Dirty Deeds Premiere
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Candice Swanepoel looking Hot for the Otto Catalogue
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Eva Herzigova @ DT Magazine
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Kate Beckinsale Looking Hot @ Redbook Photoshoot
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Avril Lavigne @ Q Magazine Photoshoot
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Kristen Stewart @ Toronto “Much Music” Set
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———Victoria’s Secret Pics———
HOT – Doutzen Kroes – In Lingerie on the Runway
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HOT – Marisa Miller on the Runway
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HOT – Adriana Lima Asstastic and Gorgeous
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HOT – Miranda Kerr – In Lingerie on the Runway
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Molly Sims – Victoria’s Secret Arrivals
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Goddess Marisa Miller @ Victoria’s Secret Arrivals
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Michelle Trachtenberg @ Victoria’s Secret Arrivals
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———Music———
LIVE – Live in Amsterdam
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Boys Noize – Oi Oi Oi (Remixed)
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Brendan Benson – Lapalco
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Cocteau Twins – Otherness
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Alan Jackson – Under The Influence
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Metallica – LIVE in New Orleans
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Faith Hill – Fireflies
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Aimee Mann – iTunes Originals
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April Wine Collection
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Red Snapper – Pale Blue Dot
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Xoxo Panda & the New Kid Revival
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The Secret Machines
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———Audio Books———
Artie Lange – Too Fat To Fish
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Choke – Chuck Palahniuk
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———Sleaziness———
Wicked – The Predator
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Sean’s Random Goodness
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Private – Brides & Bitches
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Book Worm Feels Herself
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Diary of a Nanny Vol. 5
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Breakneck Feels Herself
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Glory Hole Girls
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More Sleaziness from Sean
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Flexible MILF Janet Mason
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———Movies and TV Shows———
UFC – Brock Lesner v. Randy Couture UFC 91
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Max Payne
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Sold Out: A Threevening with Kevin Smith
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Annapolis
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Lost Boys: The Tribe
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The Longshots
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How I Met Your Mother – Seasons 1-4
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———Screening Room———
Keyra – The hottest ass on net
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Beyonce & Timberlake do Single Girls
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Midget Crazy That is Better Than You!
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———Pics———
The Top 10 Sexiest Asses (SFW)
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