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Katy Perry is a pig. I don’t care if she’s got tits and that’s her only claim to sex appeal or if she talks about kissing other girls because she knows it is marketable, I have heard her in interviews and she sounds like the type of messy girl who breaks a stool, tries to make out with the bar tender, but ends up making out with some fat dude in the corner, before puking all over the place and running out embarrased. You know the sloppy girl who you see crying at a pizza place after a night of drinking, with a ripped dress, stuffing her face knowing that she sucks at fucking life and that is because she does suck at life and no matter how much she tells me she’s got hot tits, or how often her song bounces around inside my head like a viral infection, we both know that she is the ugly friend nobody wants and no matter how drunk I am, I stay as far the fuck away as I can because despite being easy, she comes with a very persistant attitude and would show up on your doorstep at 4 am begging to suck your dick, which isn’t a bad thing, but can be a pretty fucking annoying thing, because she always seems to smell like french fries and she never really goes away, but she does flip the used condom inside out, hoping to keep you around for the next 18 years, because she’s just that desperate.

Bonus – More Pics of Her Being Ugly….

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MrSatyre

She’s hot. Even a gay man would think so, so you must be a bitter eunuch.
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No matter how you come to judge Katy Perry in moral or ethical terms, the fact of the matter remains when you called Katy Perry ugly you forgot she has big tits.
Hard On

Actually, I kinda dig her. Pro: She comes off just weird enough to try really perverted sexual shit with, but not crazy enough to kill your pets (or you) while you sleep. Con: I agree I can see this chick stopping by at 4 am on a weekday without even calling first. Oh well she was nice tits.
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slkdfj

i’m a girl and even i think shes hot
James Bang

Dude, you must have some serious issues. She’s fine, aside form the great tits, she’s got a very fuckable face and a nice ass. She might be a bit annoying but who gives a shit!
Mongo

I have a recurring dream of laying pearly ribbons of baby batter across her lips, cheeks and breasts. She is hot, funny and has big ol’ sweater meat.
Darthduckdiddy

This guy clearly has no life wasting his time complaining about this woman. Like she’s the worst. And out of all the “ugly” pictures, not one is even close. This guy is either a jealous homosexual or an ittie bitte titty committee member.