I don’t know what drugs these whores are on, but I like to think it’s the word of God, because these Mormons in Utah are trying to claim that Pole Dancing should be an Olympic sport, and that it is some kind of legitimate sport and that they are athletes, which is something I’ve always argued because I like to give strippers more credit than being money hungry, drug addicted, fake tit party girls.

I assume that these Mormons are pushing this because Religious people are repressed and they are trying to feel better about doing something that makes them feel wet inside and sparks the conception of their next 15 babies when practicing in front of their husband when he gets in from working the fields and going door to door like he was Prince/The Artist Formally Known As….and that it is appropriate because they are only dressed like whores in fishnets and stripper heels because it’s the equipment needed for the sport without realizing the only equipment really needed for this sport is big tits and a pussy……I know that the only thing more frustrating that watching a stripper who doesn’t get naked doin’ her routine on a pole dance so you have to take her for a private dance, is watching an suburban ugly Mormon mom, struggling on the pole while not stripping and not having the option to grab her tits for 10 dollars….because you feel sorry for her for embarrassing herself in front of all these people….

I guess tryin to legitimize an illegitimate thing is somethin Mormons are good at, you know with the whole polygamy wife beating shit, I guess if it went through and made it to the Olympics like it was the Jamaican Bobsled team or Michael Phelps, it’d make the Olympics the biggest cocktease event on TV, I mean besides the Teen Choice Awards, Disney Channel and all things starring Dakota Fanning….I don’t know where I was going with that, but figured you’re a bunch of perverts who get off to young girls, so I did it for you man…..

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