Some fake Annalynne McCord added me to facebook today. I tried to get to talking to her, but she just ignored me. So if the fake Annalynne is that much of a cunt, I can’t only assume the real one is even more of a cunt. You know, the kind of girl who thought she was pretty in highschool, but no one else did because of her lanky little body and big stupid hair, , but she showed all of us. She made it in Hollywood, if you consider a gig on Nip/Tuck and 90210 really making it, which I don’t. But at least she is skinny. Sure she’s got a clown face, small ass and small tits that remind me of a childhood dream I once had, of me in an open field with a herd of wild horses running my way, a trickling brook to my left and the sun shining down on me all while fucking my childhood best friend, who was a guy. It caused some issues I would have brought up in therapy, but could never afford that bullshit.

Either way, here she is in a bikini with her tit poppin’ out, that’s what happens when bras or bikinis in your size don’t exist, because you’re chest classifies you as a dude….if you know what I mean….which you do since it happens to you every time you put a condom on….

Bonus – Here she is simulating a blowjob

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