Youtube did some clever live-broadcast shit from San Francisco this past weekend, I didn’t bother watching it, because the last thing I want to do is sit on a computer and watch second rate performances in some Youtube Variety show bullshit that features all the retarded Youtube stars, and proven by Katy Perry’s attendance, all the retarded pop music stars.

Like Beyonce, she’s a fat chick in a pantless outfit, but for some reason everyone gets mad at me for calling her fat, like I was the one who shoved that extra large pizza down her throat. The truth is that if you’re staring at her body, because her face is disgusting, you’ll know that she’s not fully fat right now, but you can tell she was fat by her hips, legs and the way she puts all that importance on her tits, because up until she developed a cocaine addiction, hired a personal trainer and ran around on stage all night because some people, who I hate, gave her a career, they were the only thing guys would talk to her for.

She pollutes my life, now she pollutes Youtube music festivals and I am going to post the video because I hate her.

BONUS THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT A BONUS – KATY PERRY BEING “SEXY” IN FHM

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