I don’t know when these pictures were taken, but I figure a while ago, since we haven’t heard shit from Kelis in a long time, but I think it’s safe to say that her milkshake didn’t bring all the boys to the yard, they were already there and they figured it’d be better than playing another game of pick-up basketball, but she wouldn’t want us knowing that she’s the town whore, she’d rather us think she’s highly desirable, and people go to her, when in reality, they just shove their dicks in her mouth because it is open, willing and waiting, and 10 of your friends just got down with it and they’ll call you gay if you don’t follow-through.

Either way, I find something seriously offensive about her panties, maybe it’s got something to do with my confusion as to what lies beneath, maybe it’s got to do with you being a racist who doesn’t think he’s a racist, but I know, there’s nothing hot about this picture, so in attempts to murder my site, think of this as another gash in it’s website arm that I’m hoping will make it website bleed to death, because I know that no one wants to see this shit but post anyway, with total disregard to your needs. I’m a real dick who deserves to be ignored.

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