Here’s some throwback pictures of Rihanna at the AMAs a couple of days ago. I got into a fight with a friend because he told me how she’s gone to shit and I took it personal, not because I am the kind of guy who sits around on Xbox Live talking to other dudes about whether a celebrity is hot or not, because I’m not, I generally think they all fucking suck and I talk about them enough in a day to never talk about them again, since I never gave a fuck about this shit, proven in pretty much everything I write, but there’s just something about Rihanna. Maybe it’s got something to do with my plantation fetish, but I think it’s got more to do with her being the biggest thing in music and having a decent attitude about shit because she comes from poverty in the Islands and now she’s on top of her fuckin’ game, sure she’s thick, but when in some ridiculous fetish costume out of one of your Warrior Princess fantasies, her tits look like they are catching up to that dumpy ass, and I can only assume it’s pregnancy, it happens. They’re fertile, just roll through your local Wal Mart, you’ll see a whole lot of local Rihannas pushin’ their single mother strollers…..true story.

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