Here’s up and coming, lesbian in training, Annalynne McCord wearing a pair of fancy pantyhose. They are substantially nicer than the support-hose I used to sell old ladies when I worked in a pharmacy, but they aren’t as hot as the time one of the support-hose ladies asked me for a 3 gallon douche, because her old support-hose pussy was just that big. Unfortunately for her, the store I worked at didn’t stock industrial sized vaginal douches, but I convinced her to just buy 4 of the regular ones. I like to think of that being the day I was officially named a local hero, but for a solid 3 weeks after the incident, every time I tried to fuck one of the stinky whores I was fucking, I’d get flashbacks of this wholesome granny, and her desperate need to cleanse, and instead of fucking, I just wanted to wrap myself in a blanket and have bedtime stories read to me.

The point of this is to say, I’m really not into this dyke, she reminds me of a fuckin’ clown at the Jew carnival, and I predict her fame will end with the shitty prime time soap opera spin off I am hoping no one watches, but don’t know for sure because I haven’t been allowed back to the high school cafeteria I used to get my lunch at, when the staff realized I wasn’t there councilling troubled kids, or working for the janitor, but was in fact staring at perky tits…and that concludes this life changing post.

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