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From the stepFORUM of the Day

I guess you shouldn’t brag to some 20 year old drunk kid who is puking on the side of the street about how much of a punk he is for not being able to hold in his booze, because it turns out that Karma is a bitch and a fter spending an enitre day hung over, eating random shit, trying to not feel like death, I went to bed early, but woke up at 5 am, projectile vomiting all over the place, including my wife. Then I fell back to sleep, and woke up at 9 am, where I puked out of my ass for a solid 20 minutes, went back to bed and woke up an hour later, puking all over the fucking place again.

Now I don’t know if it is death or a preview of death, like my body shutting down on me, or if it’s alcohol withdrawal, because I drank hard, or if the fucking 3 dollar week old sandwich I got at the gas station yesterday before bed poisoned me, but I know that I can’t stand, I can’t walk, I am in pain, I am a baby, I can’t handle this shit so while I do what I can to try to post, while trying to not die, you can find a whole lot of shit in the stepFORUM.

If this does kill me, I’d like to thank you for being an internet friend.

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———Celebs———

OMFG HOT – Violeta Raserva nude (covered) in Max Magazine
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Wow – Doutzen Kroes Beaautiful in Elle France
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HOT! – Ria Antoniou in Nitro mag (kind of NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson @ 2008 Craig McDean Photo Shoot
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HOT – Adriana Lima & Ana Beatriz Barros (SFW)
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HOT – Marisa Tomei – Topless and in a Thong (NSFW)
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Kate Beckinsale – at the “Nothing But the Truth” press conference
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Jessica Simpson Awesome Craig McDean Photo Shoot
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Kate Hudson – Showing off her body in workout clothes
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HOT!! – Joanna Krupa in Leg Avenue Lingerie Photoshoot
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Emma Watson – Santa Monica Candids
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Shakira in black at Art Basel Miami
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Selma Blair looking hot in Elle Korea
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A bunch of models looking hot
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Beyonce Knowles in Giant Magazine
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Kate Moss – for W Mag
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Rebecca Loos naked (covered) in Zoo Magazine
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Jessica Biel – GQ Magazine Jan 09
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Mila Kunis looks good in Maxim Outtakes
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HOT – Julia Stegner – Solve Sundsbo shoot (SFW)
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Amanda Righetti @ Grand Opening Of SLS Hotel
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Kristen Bell – Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique
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Marisa Miller (God’s gift to man) @ V-Rod Muscle
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———Music———

Bon Iver – Blood Bank
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Silverchair – The Best of Volume 1
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Aaron Neville Gold
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Costanza – Sonic Diary
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Sk200 !!!
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Computerclub – Before The Walls Came Down
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Kenny Rogers – The Best Of Kenny Rogers
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Young Buck – Buck The World
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The Black Ghosts – Mixtape
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Black President – Black President
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Apple Jelly – Na Na Na Club
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Bodyjar – No Touch Red
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The Great Compromise
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———Holiday Music———

Brad Paisley Christmas
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Christmas With Johnny Cash
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———Nacho’s Comedy Albums———

Christian Finnegan – Two For Flinching
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———Random———

This is some CRAZY ish
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Some REAL girls
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Food Chain
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Mirrors
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The Insatiable Ironbabe
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JCVD (2008) LIMITED DVDRip
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Swing Vote
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X-Files: I Want to Believe
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———Sleaziness———

Avy Lee Roth – Naughty America
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Madelyn Marie – Jizz and juice
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Ass Stacked!!
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Sissy Bash
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Blond goes on a picnic and then has anal sex
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London – Hot Asian from CumFiesta
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Young with Titaaaaays
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Katja Kissin – Assploitations 5
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2 shy Russian girls
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Wifey’s World
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Mindy Main – Red hot pussy
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———Audio Books———

Steve Martin: Born Standing Up
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The Magic of Thinking Big
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25 Things to say to the Interviewer to get the Job You Want
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———E-Books———

Puppy Training The Natural Way
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The Hidden Secret in Think and Grow Rich
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  • http://www.fuckyou.org hitman912

    you better get better dick wad. what else am i supposed to do all day if you’re not updating the site!!

  • Vinandi

    you big pussy! get out your bloody bed u wuss!

  • Amber Taylor

    look on the bright side,Jesus, at least vomiting on your wife won’t make her smell any worse.
    just sayin’…






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