So I got together with a bunch of old friends for the first time in over 6 months this past weekend. It is the Holidays and I was getting a little nostalgic about shit and figured one of my friend’s birthday would be a good time to get the crew from when I was in my early 20s together to see if we still have what it takes to leave people feeling violated and ourselves not remembering what the fuck we did. So I show up to the party and all these fuckers brought their wives, making me think fast to get this fun, so knowing that all people married are miserable, I start talking sex, start trying to convince various husbands to make out with various wives and just have a good time with the whole thing. I ended up being over-served and my friends who are no way more conservative than they used to be, you know with jobs and kids and shit, since they didn’t want to take my route into the gutter and pulled out when they still had hope, but by the end of the night I still managed to get the girls comparing their bikini waxes in the middle of the fucking bar. Unfortunately, I didn’t just end there, and decided to go to my crackhead friend’s house, where this emotional dude who likes hugging was hanging out. I’ve known the guy for awhile and since I am fat, he can’t get enough hugs out of me. Now I am not much of a hugger, but when you have a guy who is twice as strong as you who is, you pretty much have no choice but to go along with it. I managed to squeeze out of that hugging lovefest, when homeboy got a little too into the hug and kissed my neck, and managed to stumble home and fall asleep on the floor petting the mop bucket because I thought it was my wife’s dog, since I clearly turn retarded when I drink. Not that you care, but here’s some action in the stepFORUM to distract you from my waste of time weekend re-cap. Asshole.

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———Celebs———

HOT!! – Tiah Eckhardt nude for S Magazine (NSFW)
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HOT – Nuts – Britain’s biggest new Boobs (NSFW)
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HOT! – Chanelle Hayes *nude* (NSFW)
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Nicole Scherzinger in January edition of Maxim Germany
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Gwyneth Paltrow @ Miami Beach hotel
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HOT! – G-Force’s Helen Tucker in a bikini (SFW)
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Anna Paquin – sexy bedroom photoshoot
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HOT – Sammy Braddy tits out Nuts shoot (NSFW)
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Heather Graham in a slinky silver dress
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Kate Beckinsale in an Awesome Green Bikini (2005)
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Elisha Cuthbert
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Joanna Krupa
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Olivia Munn
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Jordan – Aka Katie Price (NSFW)
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———Music———

The Rifles – The Great Escape (Advance)
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Eminem – Number One (new single)
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Jewel – Perfectly Clear
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Musiq Soulchild – OnMyRadio
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Jenny Lewis live in L.A. 2008
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Coldplay – The Remixes
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Yellowcard – Lights and Sounds
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Souls of We – George Lynch
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Fergie – Collaborations
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U2 – Live at Red Rocks: Under a Blood Red Sky
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Justice – A Cross the Universe
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The Chemical Brothers – Live in Sydney
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Ted Nugent – Sweden Rocks
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Golden Throats 4: Celebrities Butcher the Beatles
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School Of Seven Bells – Alpinism
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Jimmy Page and The Black Crowes – Live at the Greek
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Josh Groban – Noel
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Christmas With The Rat Pack
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———Screening Room———

Best Birthday Ever
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Towtruck driver gets owned!
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Wunder Boner!
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Holy shit. Best Fluteboxer ever!
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Jones Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage
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Shoulda voted for George Washington Lincoln!!
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———Random———

REAL
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N2 Wants to Know if Her Tits Are Real
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Holy Shit This Kid Kicks Ass at DDR
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———Audio Books———

Chuck Palahniuk – Lullaby
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Steve Martin: Born Standing Up
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the Catcher In The Rye
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———Movies and TV Shows———

Skins – Season 1
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My Own Worst Enemy – Season 1
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Top Gear – Seasons 1-10
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Transporter 3
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BMW Films
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Loss
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———Sleaziness———

Assp@rade – EMMA
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Scoreland-Danielle Derek
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Pornstars Like It Big Amy Reid – I Am Cock
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Alektra Blue – The Trouble With Young Girls
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Assp@rade – Caroline Pierce
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Young and Busty
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Candy Manson – CreamPimps
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GILF – Girls I’d Like To Fuck
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Assp@rade – Gigi
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Melissa Midwest – In the Pool
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Random Amateurs
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My Space 5: MILF Bound
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1 On 1 #2 ..huh?
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Cherie – workout
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