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Hilary Duff did Maxim and who really gives a shit. I am just surprised that Maxim is still around and that people buy that shit, not only because magazines are pretty fucking obsolete and kill trees, you fucking hippies, but because shit’s more repetitive than me, it’s like every issue is a repeat of the last issue and despite finding comfort in things we know and trust, it’s still boring and a waste of fucking time. Sure, I pull that shit out in magazine stands, just to see if maybe they’ve updated their format, or to see if they’ve finally bit the bullet and gone porn, but they just always let me the fuck down, including these pictures of Hilary Duff, would it be too much to ask to see a photoshoot with a skate to her neck and a hockey sick in her ass, while her boyfriend and the rest of his team suck each other off like they do in the locker room after they won a big fucking game, because it’s not gay to suck off your teammate if a teen starlet is in the corner fucking the equipment, like she does it in the bedroom at home? Step it the fuck up Maxim.

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mecca

i sometimes come over here to see a full story from d-listed. i am repulsed by what i just read. this story on hilary duff completely crosses the line. it is violent and akin to raping with words.

i know i do not have to come here and read it and i will not from now on.

it just makes me sad that there is this type of hostility out there; completely devoid of humor.

i send you more light and happiness in your life.

peace.
Emma G

mecca is the reason I hate fucking people and why im forced to listen to shithouse editing on American TV like “fairy duster” instead of “motherfucker”. thanks for never coming here again mecca, your whiney, full of shit attitude and complete lack of sarcasm and humor is best kept to yourself. maybe if you were raped more often you wouldnt be so uptight – ha, of course you wouldnt, you’d be much looser. vaginally. get it?

DS, please continue to rape me with your words, it’s the only action i get because im fat and ugly and no real guy would rape my cottage cheese thighs so your virtual raping is all i get.
Jamal

What’s wrong buddy, Maxim’s a great read, honestly it is, though I haven’t read (pronounced ‘red’) it since Jolene Blalock’s first appearance in 200uh?, I’m sure it still produces the same riveting articles on masturbation and all it’s various techniques— wait that’s jackinworld. My bad. I’d pick up a copy if Olivia Munn is in it and admits she’s auctioning off her virginity, then I’d totally buy it. Olivia’s a virgin right? Because if she isn’t I’d still dig it, I mean the fact that she’s not virgin, not dig as in dig her, which I would just the same don’t get me wrong, but only if she admits it in maxim or even better on DrunkenStepfather about her impending auction, screw Maxim, Losers.
Loppy

There is no point Hilary doing these shoots unless she is going to take some clothes off. She is basically wearing the same outfits she wears to go shopping in LA. People want to see Lizzie McGuire in a thong, doing a handkini. She may as well wear an overcoat.
http://www.thatshideous.com deka

i agree that magazines are redundant
and maxim must be in financial trouble putting duff on the cover
http://www.thatshideous.com
Melissa

Nicole Richie eat your heart out. Hilary looks amazing. She can reach her dreams without having unprotected sex with some guy she barely knows. She looks hot from her hair to the bottom of her feet. Flawless
http://www.homerkicksass.com BuckshotBill

I don’t know why maxim is still around, it’s basically PLAYBOY without the nudity. And Who in their right fuckin mind would buy that? As far as Duff goes, I’d like to see nude pics of her but thats about it. You know how skanky young celeb girls are, just look at the Olsen twins and you’ll see what i mean.

Hilary Duff Does Maxim of the Day