Since I am lazy and don’t do research on much other than Amateur Porn and various health symptoms to see what diseases I may or may not have, and since I don’t actually care about what’s going on on TV or in Movies or even in Hollywood, despite my site being pretty much only about sluts in Hollywood, I rely heavily on PR people and random people to send me stories.

So I got this email:

I’ve done a little research on the latest NBC reality show to debut December 16th, “Momma’s Boys”, a new series with producer Ryan Seacrest. Seacrest may have the sweetest, most innocent smile on television, however, his reputation may face some serious smearing with this project.

While scrolling through the new cast members, I thought to myself how much they looked like porn stars or strippers vying for television exposure. My suspicions were confirmed when I recognized Erica Ellyson, Miss 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year. With a little help from my good friend Google, I found Ms. Ellyson was not the only cast member with a racy background. A total of 4 of these lovely women chosen to find true love have taken there clothes off for the camera more times than one. I have included some links that you may be interested in taking a look at, pics and all.

So seeing as this piece of shit show hits tomorrow, and seeing that Ryan Seacrest is my soulmate with his frosted hair and killer smile always seduce me and since I’ve had a relationship with him when I am feeling gay, because you can’t control who your soul mates are, I figured it’d only be right to showcase the sluts of his show, to give him the boost of interest he was hoping for in casting them and not trying to hide the fact that they are whores who get naked for money. Truth is, I think it’s a good strategy to get people to watch, so maybe he’s not just a dreamy motherfucker, but also a genius.

Either way, here’s a glimpse at the sluts that were cast:

Erica Ellyson (2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year)
Hometown: Hurley, MS
Occupation: Adult Model
Age: 24

Hey y’all! I was born and raised in South Mississippi. I grew up a bit of a tomboy; fishing with my parents, running track, playing golf and softball. After attending community college, I went to architecture school until I received the title of the 2008 Penthouse Pet of the Year. Right now, I’m taking a break from my studies due to my travel demands as a Penthouse Pet. I will go back to school when my year with Penthouse is finished. I like to play golf as much as possible. When not on the course, I enjoy spending time with my family and friends: cooking, eating, and watching football and baseball.

I love how all these nude models say they were tomboy’s growing up, it really makes them that much hotter….to pedophiles.

Meghan Allen (Playboy)
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Occupation: Bartender/Model
Age: 27

I love Texas and all it has to offer. I have the most amazing job and friends! I am a hair stylist, but right now I’m working as a bartender/cocktail waitress at one of the hottest clubs in Dallas. I love my job because it gives me free time to do what I love most, which is modeling. Lately, I’ve been very busy with photo shoots because I am working on a website. In my free time I love doing anything that has to do with water… the beach, pool, boating etc. I love hanging out with my friends and just relaxing. I’m a very laid-back person and love to laugh and have a good time. I’m probably one of the goofiest girls you’d ever meet. I’m not afraid to be myself – for instance, I love to burp out loud and am not shy about it! My little Chihuahua Bella is my world! I have the most amazing family. Since they live in Pennsylvania I miss them tons! That’s pretty much me in a nutshell.

Another barmaid/waitress from Texas who saved herself enough money for fake tits to get all the attention she can get to the level of fame she deserves. In her mind, this show is a stepping stone, in reality, it’s her 5 minutes and the fact that she burps out loud is fucking disgusting.

Stacy Fuson (Playboy)

Hometown:Tacoma, WA
Occupation: Student/Model
Age: 30

I loved growing up in Washington State. This led me to my love of fishing and boating. As a kid, I played a lot of sports. My favorites are softball, volleyball, basketball, and bowling. I enjoy traveling and have been to England, France, Croatia, Argentina, Peru, Panama, and Japan. I love Japanese food, especially sushi. For the past 12 years, I’ve been modeling and have worked on “Entourage,” “Shallow Hal,” “American Pie,” and “Sullivan Sisters.” I was Playboy’s Miss February 1999 and the 2005 St. Pauli Girl. I love the beach, going to dinner, and watching movies. I’m a producer and anchor on a news website. I’m also going to business school and will soon launch my own brand of vitamins, Vitamins by Stacy.

Isn’t 30 a little too old to still be in school? Maybe a better strategy would be to go more hardcore, throw some dick into these photoshoots and make your work matter a little more than it does, if you are going to be a fucking whore to get ahead…be a fucking whore and give us something worth lookin’ at….whore.

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