Nicola McLean the UK reality star with stupid fake tits who has managed to get work showing off those fake tits in lingerie is still out promoting the benefit of plastic surgery for you career when you’ve got no talent and a busted face and she’s doing it with Santa. I was at a mall yesterday watching the Mall Santa in action, dreaming about the mom’s who I’d try to recruit to sit on my lap, but only getting the visuals of 5 year olds and the whole thing was a downer, so I approached some teenage slut at the bikini store and offered her 5 dollars to do a video for the site of her sitting on Santa’s lap asking him for a set of fake tits, or a vibrator or really anything inappropriate, but she said she’d only do it for 100 dollars. Kids these days are expensive. I did manage to get her to not call security on my when I broke into her changing room, but as my luck will have it, my timing was totally off and she was fully clothed, unlike this Nicola McLean bitch…..who is half naked and slutting it up for Santa the way I can only dream of because this shit doesn’t go down in the malls I got to….

HERE SHE IS MILKING HER TITS AND CHRISTMAS WITH A DIFFERENT SANTA AND PANTY SET
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