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Her name is Rose Schlossberg, she’s 20 and someone sent in these pictures claiming underage drinking and drug use. Now, I started drinking when I was 13 or 14 on a regular basis, by 20, I had already slept with hookers, beat up an ex girlfriend, got fired from at least 30 shitty jobs, burned through an insurance settlement I got as a passenger in a drunk driving accident and pretty much made a fool of myself, got in fights and had at least 40 one night stands, usually unprotected, with girls I wouldn’t like to admit I even spoke to, let alone licked their assholes.

I got out every weekened and 18 is legal here, which makes sense, since you can buy smokes at 18 and smoking and drinking go hand in hand, you can also gamble, move out from your parent’s control, have sex with other people who are over 18, vote and pay taxes, and sign their own permission slips for school, hire whores in Vegas, go to strip clubs and get charged as adults in prison, so why the fuck is your right to drink taken the fuck away from you from some conserverative Christian government in a dated bullshit law. The truth is that I am almost as mature as an 18 year old and I am pushing 40, so the difference between being 21 and 18 is pretty much not fuckin’ there. I figure that most people in the States realize how stupid this law is and buy their kids beer/booze and wine, and even if they are against their kids drinking, they can’t do shit about it.

So here are some pictures of Rose Schlossberg, Caroline Kennedy’s daughter drinking wine with her dyke friends and smoking a terrorist pipe that some college kids use as a bong and some terrorists use before crashing planes into building for Allah and the whole thing is hopefully going to be taken the fuck out of proportion, because you know if you want to represent your State in Senate, you should have a family that follows the law, especially when you’re high profile like the Kennedys, you know with her grandpa JFK who mingled with mobsters, slept with celebrities while, and supported communism, or her great grandpa who bootlegged liquor during the prohibition which in its time was the meth labs of today, but in her defense, she is a Kennedy and in being a Kennedy she’s got no choice but to be an Irish Booze Hound so here are some lame pics of her in lame action.

I hear after these shots were taken she went home to study for her political science she’s taking for fun, before hitting the sheets for 9 pm because she had a big day volunteering at the animal shelter the next day, because that’s the kind of wild girl she is. You can tell by the glasses, I don’t believe in that whole repressed girl letting her hair down myth, I’m a what you see is what you get kinda guy, but I guess I could be wrong.

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queen

Who cares ?!
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Mishak

That’s a shisha hookah. You don’t smoke weed out of those things.
Candi Apples

To the person above me,yes,you can smoke weed out of a hookah,ppl do it all the time.

And yes,Rose Schlossberg looks like a lezzie,and an ugly one at that.
Jamal

Admittedly I’m a bit off so my comments may be biased, but though biased they make more sense than many people are willing to admit. Firstly: Murder. Laws are being passed and some are on the book that says certain ones younger than eighteen can be tried as adults when they kill some one, but can’t be allowed to drink what they want, have sex with whom they want nor by a pack of smokes if the need crossed their minds.

So if they killed some one, justice demands the youngster suffers as an adult and go to jail. But if they said they wanted to have a sexual relationship with a forty year old guy, their parents would call the police, they guy would get locked up, and the teenager would be grounded until they’re eighteen.

Though in Canada, I’m told the legal age of consent is 14 yrs, though I’m not sure about the logistics. Sarah Polley had a relationship with an older man at age 14, but then she may be an exception to the rule since she seems to have been born with a socialist stripe.
natelies

It is not impossible to smoke weed from a hookah, just really inefficient. From the picture, she’s a wine-drinker. She likes fruity shit. The person holding the hookah might be Indian, has the right complexion. I bet it’s shisha.
raggs

Whom ever writes this is fucking awesome! You really need your own show. Or write for the onion.com. This particular one is classic.
scrubbydog

WTF I used to smoke out of a beer can and the foil from a gum wrapper, these fucktards should be commended for firguring something worthwhile to do with that lamp from Jackies estate sale.
DS

She’s gorgeous!! (at least to nerdy, intellectual-elite types, which about 85% of Canadians try to pose as and which might lurk among the 52.9% of Obama-voting Americans). Let’s track what she does with her life versus the mongoloid Bush Twins through the course of a decade, I know who I’d put money on for doing something with her life and for depraved (and amusing), daddy-hating antics…
Jamie Presley

Caroline’s husband is an ugly Jew.

Looks like Rose got slapped a yarmulke.
http://www.tsfiles.wordpress.com Sisyphus

Dear DS:

If you had closely observed the Obama campaign, and I don’t blame you if you actively ignored it, you would have NEVER placed the term “intellectual-type” with “Obama-voting American.” The latter are currently in the trance-like stupor most commonly found among members of cults. It is not that they lack intellect or that they are stupid. They are, however, very self-delusional people who ignored all reality in order to pour all their hopes and dreams into an evasive politician with a hideous background.

As an American, I naively assumed that my countrymen were able to see through such an empty suit. Instead, they are planning His Coronation.

As for Caroline Kennedy and her obliviously arrogant desire for a Senate seat: most jobs require some kind of relevant experience. For some, however, experience is irrelevant; a last name will entitle you to certain forms of work.
Dave

As a nerdy, intellectual Jew with thick glasses, holy fuck, I think she’s dynamite. Surely someone’s got better pictures than this.
http://N/A Dr Bob’s Nightmare

Right on about that last comment! As an Irish American Catholic who has converted to Left-Hand Tantric Hinduism, I think she is very doable. I would do her if I could get her consent & if she is over 18. I would do her even if I was completely unloaded & not under the influence of alcohol, pot, acid, MDA, MDMA (there is a difference), meth, hash, hash oil, or any other aphrodisiac you care to name.

Would someone please explain in great detail what a shiska hookah is? I know what a hookah is but not what the shiska part means. Since I’m not sure how reliable this audience is I’m going to look it up on Dogpile.com which by the way is better than Google and Yahoo combined. Great website.
http://N/A Dr Bob’s Nightmare

P.S. I’m a man, not a dyke.
http://www.google.com/ Molly

A wonderful job. Super helpful irnofmation.