So Pam Anderson was at the airport this weekend, but I don’t really know whether these pics are actually recent or not, as I gave up on tracking Pamela Anderson’s activity a solid 10 years ago, when she was still solid, and not slowly melting away, like she is in these pictures. I do know that her shorts are pretty fucking short, like she’s trying to squeeze into her favorite pair of white pants from 6th grade, but I haven’t really got any problem with it, because unlike the 6th grade, I know she doesn’t have to worry about getting her period in front of everyone in a pair of white pants, scarring her, because her menopausal vagina doesn’t it’s period any more….

Not that it matters, what does matter is that Pam Anderson isn’t the only one going on vacation for the Holidays, because these shorts seem to be doing a little traveling of their own, only instead of visiting family or a tropical beautiful place, they are visiting a third worlds, diseased, polluted hell…one I wouldn’t mind getting knee deep into because when push comes to shove, I don’t really mind aging cunt as much as I pretend I do.

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