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stepLINKS of the Day

I’ll be the first to admit I was pretty damn lazy today. I mean I only did a handful of played out posts, unlike every other day of my fucking life. The truth is I was gambling. I was out trying to win my retirement, and it didn’t work. It turns out that 10 dollars doesn’t become 1,000,000 dollars as easy as it should, but I met a hot 95 year old killin’ her fortune so that her cocksuckin’ kids don’t get it when she dies. We hit it off, mainly because I liked her full tits, even though they were disgusting, but for some reason she didn’t appreciate me stealing her quarters, cunt. She also kept making me drink Bloody Mary’s, something I never touch, even when hungover, and now I feel like my shit will be red. Good fucking times.

Speaking of good times, here are my links…Here are my links…yes I said that twice, I am drunk.

Ryan Seacrest Got Shut the Fuck Down
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Lexie is a Real College Cutie
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The Hottest Porn Star Pics From the Awards Show
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Joanna Krupa Short Short’s on the Cover of Some Magazine or Another
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Lady Gaga Looks Like a Tranny Hooker on the Set of Her New Video
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Long Distance Relationship Losers
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Meat Heroes
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Kate J Says How Do You Do
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Steven and Stephen Fist Themselves
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Japanese Louis Armstrong
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Free Cake is Still Free Cake
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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Striptease of the Day
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Richard Simmons Gets His Vagina Size On
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I Don’t Know Who Christina Derosa Is, But Here She is Naked on the Set Of Her New Movie
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It’s Not a Slip of the Word ‘Cunt, But Beggars Can’t BE Choosy
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Tina Fey Looks Pretty Hot at the Golden Globes
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Megan Fox Needs to Do Us All a Favor and Take That Dress Off
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Drew Barrymore = Golden Globes FAIL
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Girls Aloud Get Their Gallery On
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Raven Riley Gets The Dishes Done
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Girl Your Holding Captive May Just Escape Soon
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Worst Female Driver
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Inner Tube Terror
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Quick Change Orgasm
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The Breast Game Show EVER
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Amy Winehouse is Going to Get Taken to the Cleaners, and I Don’t Mean
She is Finally Going to Take a Fucking Bath
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Who Says Going to the Mechanic Sucks?
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Because If You Don’t Have a Girlfriend By Now, There’s Just No Hope
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THE BEST VIDEO VERSION OF I KISSED A GIRL
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Really Is Just an Old Man
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A Fine Rack is Better Than a Wine Rack if You Ask Me
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A Taco Bell Wedding
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You Won’t Believe the Update From The Virginity Auction
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Get Sex Today, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Kate Beckinsale is All Sorts of Golden Globe Sexy
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Jennifer and Stephanie Are in the Panties
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Build Yourself a Miniture Airplane
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Cameron Diaz May Hae Got Herself in a Whole Load of Shit
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Martha Stewart Broke Up a Lesbian Orgy in Prison
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Eva Mendes is Just Stunning
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Mr.T in Informercials is Fine By Me
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Sorry, Your Vagina is Fucked
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Nicole Kidman Has the Crasiest Camel Toe Ever
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Bride Wars is Most Probably the Worst Movie of the Year
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BONUS:
Waste Time Like You Never Have Before
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  • Expletive

    n2Tattoos, if you were Olivia Munn, then eating things from places would be not only acceptable, but eventual, you’re not so….

    Raven Riley is always easy on the eyes, Mr T and Martha Stewart is a good couple, Nicole Kidman is really really really white; had we a baby girl she’d be Kim ‘big booty’ Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale crushes all competition: especially but not limited to Megan Fox, Martha needn’t worry: We would’ve whacked those lint lickers, When over whelmed by a desire to watch porn: I look up a picture of Amy Winehouse— fantasizing her using those gums of hers chewing on Junior (I’ve read a crackwhore’s BJ is to die for), Eva Mendes or Cameron Diaz— I’ll go to Cuba later this year and find a pre celeb I think.

  • n2tattoos

    uh…wut?






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