The coolest thing about being Pam Anderson’s kid is that you can put the sex tape video in and see how she sucks dick. A lot of kids don’t get the pleasure of seeing just how their mom handles a dick in her mouth. I figure if mom’s taught their daughters just the right moves, we’d all be in a better place, you know like passing down a recipe from one generation to another, and each family having their own specific trademark moves, perfecting it over the years, instead they just lock that shit in the vault and never let their girls know shit about shit and if they do they end up on Dr Phil being judged by the fucking world.

Sure, Pam Anderson’s son’s can really only use her that video as a life lesson from mother to child if they end up being poofters, which is probably the case, because that’s just the kind of impact watching a close up of your dad’s drummin’ dick slamming your mom’s bald pussy has on you….

Fortunately, despite how much she’s aged, or how haggard she is, her shit doesn’t have that affect on me. I can still tap into the past and remember the sex object she was. Not to mention, I’d fuck any pussy. True story.

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