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Playboy/Hugh Hefner’s Bridget Marquardt has a new show that she’s filming called “Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches”. Here she is out in a gold bikini because she’s in Australia’s Gold Coast and I guess she thought it would only make sense to match. In her useless brain, this is her being clever.

The show sounds like a piece of shit played out concept. Sure, I never get bored of bitches in bikinis, but I’ve seen these sexiest beaches shows and DVDs over my lifetime and they are all the same and they are all lame as fuck, especially when they are hosted by stupid Playboy sluts who can’t formulate a fucking sentence and just sit there giggling like fools doing stupid stunts like Bridget is in these pics as she hangs with the local meter maids.

If you really want to cover sexy beaches, get the bitches in the sand suckin’ some dick, rocking some dildos, having an orgy, fucking, staging rape, anything but walking around in a fucking bikini. We are desensitized and every beach in the world is lined with girls in bikinis, you gotta take shit up a fucking notch, bring it to the next level, but I guess that’s asking too much, you know expecting her to be involved in anything of substance or revolutionary is a waste of energy because she’s just another fake bitch ripping off the Bunnies before her, by filling the Playboy mold and criteria and it’s all very fucking boring.

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ashley

Isn’t she a bit fat? Not only fat but ageing fat
Lt.Dangle

Wow that photo shop did her wonders in playboy, she’s really fat and aging bad.
Colleen

Wait, “really fat”? Are you kidding me?! She is not fat by any means! She’s not even thick!!
Lt.Dangle

screw that look at her ass, only a chick would think she looks good.
nioihh

hef has to be satisfied with whatever he can get these days.
serafina

I think she is way hotter than Kendra and Holly. She’s natural.
Ms. Caligula

Are all of you on crack? She looks great for her age! And she’s one of the few Playboy bunnies that’s actually natural & doesn’t have big, plastic bobble boobs.

And while I won’t disagree that she is somewhat empty-headed, she still seems like a sweet person. So I just can’t bring myself to hate on her the way I do most of the other Playboy bitches.
Distelle

u guys, of course you find her revolting , as you are so used to satisfy yourdelf with your hand of choice on the “men’s entertainment” channels and think any “normal” girl” should be a size zero and happy with it
sad news: it rarely is the case, good news: most horny girls are healthy an loving sex!
grow up and enjoy!
x
Aussie Bum

She’s not dressed in gold because she’s on the Gold Coast, she’s dressed in gold as a Gold Coast Meter Maid. They’re an iconic symbol of the GC and go around dressed in gold bikini’s putting money in expired parking meters.
fksdljfkld

aw i actually liked her on the girls next door. i agree with ms. caligula.
Yourself

At least her tits are REAL and I think any dude who is commenting here insulting her, would actually blow a load in their pants if she walked up to them in that outfit.. Quit lying. Besides, of all the Playboy ho’s, shes trying to make it without being a total whore and a bitch. That’s pretty good. She seems like a genuine person and that’s enough for me these days. I like her, cut her some slack.
Richard

She isn’t dumb, she has her master’s degree is psychology and was furthering her education while on that show she did.

I’m not saying that she says the smartest things or is an intellectual (which is obvious from the “Girls Next Door” show), just that she has to be of above average intelligence (more so than most posters here).
Cheri

She’s not fat or anywhere near fat. In fact, she looks better than most girls HALF her age. So she’s aging? Who gives a shit? She’s still a hottie. And that’s also a really unflattering bikini. You’ve gotta be really in shape to look flawless in that thing. I thought she pulled it off quite well though.

Oh, and I’m a fan of the natural boobs too. And that smile…
Dustin

I like big butts and I cannot lie
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Short-term assessment: I would slam fuck any of the Girls Next Door chicks until I was numb! In terms of a relationship, Kendra: Pro-is the prettiest physically & would be great for a booty call or friend with benefits. Con- That laugh of hers would make me eventually strangle her with her own hair & she would fuck your friends (but only if their black or a athlete, which is a pro 4 them), major ATTENTION WHORE. Holly: Pro- (with makeup) is the most classy looking & seems to have some concept of impulse control. Great arm candy & knows when to act slutty when the situation is right. Con- she has that crazy PTA mom/I’ll fuck my boss if he’s rich/please just marry me vibe! She will take more then half in the eventual divorce! MOST likely to be found with a turkey baster & your used condom PROCEED with CAUTION. Bridget: Pro-Educated but not arrogant, use to being arm candy, kinda air-headed but not a complete fool, willing to share her man, & has a younger hot legal sister ready to party. Con-Starting to show age a bit, easily hurt/emotional, must tolerate her ugly pets/weird hobbies. Must reassure her she still is pretty and young looking. MOST LIKELY TO CRY… ALOT. Long-Term Winner -Bridget
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