I don’t really know much about Paul Walker other than every girl I have ever met has wanted to fuck him, I am talking every girl, even toothless inuit prostitutes have told me how they want me to fuck them fast and furious, but it turns out that he wasn’t nice enough to bring them with him to Hawaii, but instead brought this whore, who all you catty bitches can start hating for being skinnier than you, and rocking the dick every night that you want to rock, but if this guy’s like me, he’s probably already bored of her pussy and lookin’ out for someone good to cheat on her with, maybe one who’s hot ass doesn’t look like it lost a fencing match to stretch marks, and that should bring you hope on this historic day for America.

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