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I am in Canada and by being in Canada, surrounded by ice, there’s really only one sport that can get me off and that’s Figure Skating. A few years ago, I found a TV in the dumpster, brought it home, plugged it in and got one channel. During the cold, dark, winter months, the only thing I could jerk off to was their programming. Unfortunately, I was left hanging for a good part of the week, but I knew that when the weekend rolled around, I’d have some solid figure skating competitions to jerk off to. I’d watch these girls spin around in their elaborate costumes, parading their thick skating panties and ass cheeks to the world to appreciate when there was nothing better to appreciate out there. This love affair went on a good couple of years before I got drunk and threw the TV out the window because the show that was on was violating me in ways figure skaters never did, but I will always remember those shameful afternoons, with my dick in my hand watching the ice dance…no matter how bad I wanted it, not once did a bitch’s nipple come out of her dress, but yesterday, that all changed as this Russian skater showed the world her tit, 8 years too late….

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HorneyLohanWanker

In russia, the nipple slips you!
http://www.braindump08.blogspot.com Jenipurrr

nipple slip…breast slip…whatever…is really common in figure skating. Katerina Witt slipped a nip years ago…then went on to do playboy. Another figure skater, the name eludes me, did about 90% of her program with her tit hanging out. Major costume malfunction. It was hilarious because the commentators got REALLY quiet for the whole program. Points wouldn’t have been deducted for her just pulling the thing back in.

How do I know this? I’m a figure skater too. I was part of a program that showed in Vegas (as well as other cities) and the costumes we had to wear were bascially Ice skating versions of 1950s stripper gear a la Gypsy Rose Lee. I cant tell you how many times I thought my crotch lippage was going to make a run for it out of the costume. Thank god we wore tights. Suffice to say…alot happens in figure skating that people just dont think about.

My polish figure skating coach actually had one student show up to practice with the briefs cut out of her dress…she did a camel spin and wouldn’t you know it…she was flashing her underaged pussy to him. That student is famous…as well as my coach…but cant share the names. He might bash my brains in…and no he didn’t take her up on the offer.
Vladimir Romanov

In Russian, this happen all time. When walking in street, even during winter, women flash breast at people as form of, how you say, greeting? Men too, following western style of pants hanging down low, but in Russia, they do not wear underpants and when pants slip, little Pushkin comes out for bow. It is customary for men to continue walking as best they can with trousers down around ankles, and would be considered rude for men to pull pants back up. We call it raising flagpole…very patriotic. Oh the honor of when womans breast slip out at same time as mens tent pole! Very rare, but it can happen, I swear it is truth! Some time one can make other happen and, how you say, vice versa? da!