Kristen Stewart's Dad Gets In Paparazzo's Face

Kristen Stewart’s dad is white trash. I hear he gets in the paparazzi face because he looks like a Jew and racists hate Jews the most because they aer white. I also hear that when he’s not inseminating bulls, he’s playing with a collection of panties from the women he’s raped in his tool shed. He doesn’t like dentistry, but he does like smoking, drinking and breaking shit and eating mustard out of the jar while reading magazines with full spread pussy shots, because it is his only option when it comes to reading material….because words are hard to read, but spread pussy is universal. He’s jerked off to his daughter at least once while she was sleeping and has successfully convinced her to shower with him when her mom was at work, and by work I mean in line at the welfare office, because watching the stuff that made her go back in her is what makes his world one worth living in.

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