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Jessica Simpson always had the tits of a fat chick, she was just never fat because she had the motivation and drive of a girl who wanted to make it, and she knew that no fat girls make it, so she traded the Texas BBQ for some LA rabbit food and a treadmill. I knew that her move back into country and her move back to Texas from the popstar life, was going to shape her into a new person, a nice fat new person. I guess you can’t fight genetics forever. So here are some pics of Jessica Simpson and her gunt to celebrate good ol’ southern cookin’.

She is a fuckin’ beast, it’s like Tony Romo did this to her because he wanted her to look more like a defensive line so he could actually get turned on when they fuck. She’s so fat, she even needs two fucking belts to keep her belly from dragging on the fucking ground and the whole thing fucking disgusts me.

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HorneyLohanWanker

Smack that shit till it starts jigglin, the hump whatever fold you find.
http://www.kzoobardeals.com drucker

whoa
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

What the fuck did Tony Romo just do?
Bob Smith

Romo can’t win a big game and he can’t pick a chick.

I realize he’s a choker, but still, being QB of any football team should get you better ass than this gal.

You can do better than this at your local “Hooters” restaurant.
ginger

Yeah, she did get fat, but she could’ve worn something more flattering to her figure.
Liz

She doesn’t look that fat, she looks like the regular girl next door, she is still ugly and annoying though.
Volfie

I don’t care what anyone says: I would hit that like mighty Thor.
thebigbad

You idiots do know that isn’t Jessica Simpson? It doesn’t remotely look like her.
http://myspace.com/frothyafterbirth Frothy Afterbirth

You’re a fucking idiot. No on can mistake that butt chin with exception to you. Look it up in the daily mail and Us magazine’s site you lazy fuck.
rockdude82

on the plus-side, her tits are bigger than ever
Timmy the Tumor

now advertising the Jessica Simpson line of “Mom Jeans…”
KIRKEGARD

I would fuck her …
hungarian superman

omg
wtf
fat pig girl
Mike

id like to see the person who wrote this post lol
katie

thebigbad you are an effing idiot. jessica looks beat, what a fat lazy bitch! now we all know what shes been doing since she hasnt been working.
Ass Rocket

I always wondered what happened to Blair on “Facts Of Life”!!!
hungarian fuckerman

i would also fuck her.
Greg

She is definitely slim compared to the many thousands of morbidly obese Americans. She is actually still mega-slim compared to the US average.
Some guys like flashy girls. Not me though.
pistola

Hey, she looks fine, man! Her dress is a bit unfortunate, but other than that she IS fine!
Adult men dig that. Teenage boys might not, but grown up fuckers do.
I would definitely hump her. Yammi…
juicy

she has gotton fatter but come on you would still tit fuck that talentless dumb bitch
N30

Fat Girl Slim
fksdljfkld

one belt was bad enough… why two?
Chad

She is by no means fat, and I would say looks even better now. However the mom pants and two belts looks hideous.
James

All you haters on here are such losers.

A) You’d all love to hit any of her holes, Jesus – I know I would.
B) None of you would stand a chance of having her even look in your direction, so you just hurl abuse to cover your insecurity.

Weak, very weak.
mike

give me a break. FAT??? none of us would throw her out of bed
Cunty Cuntall

I would crawl naked through a mountain of shit, just to suck the cock of the last bloke that fucked her !!
lol

yea she is monster fat, you stupid fucking redneks, if that is fat im a chubby chaser
smoker

Never liked stick girls. What’s the fun in humping a bag of bones?
While her clothes are indeed terrible, Jessica is a beautiful girl, and at last, now she looks natural.
eXteban

fuckin fat, the ugliest shit ever
blackdeath

you guys who says she is ugly! are FUCKIN GAY!!!!

id fuck her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.nunsandnazis.com Cannon Fodder

I would so hit that like the mighty Ike Turner… with MY stinkhammer!!! As a singer she may be a pop infused American Idol kind of tart, but she still exudes girl-next-door charm with nearly weapons grade hitability!!
http://drunkenstepfather jobe

She actually looks pretty good with a little meat. under the influence of the appropriate amount of alcohol (me) and chicken fat (her), a very interesting Eodipus thing could be played out with me sucking the KFC drippings from those big mommy-tits.
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Atlantiqq

shes hot as f*ck

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