I told you last week that girls were going to start dressing like this, because I am a trendsetter ahead of my time, and because people don’t have an original bone in their fucking body and like to do what they see on TV because they take it as that stamp of approval they need to do things, without TV telling them what to do, they’d be fucking lost and unable to do anything from shitting, to choosing a drink, to what car they drive. Thanks America.

That said, here are some pictures of Russel Brand leaving a club with a couple of Lady Gagas and it’s safe to say that I haven’t got shit on this guy. The last person I left a club with was one of Lindsay Lohan’s security guards, and despite him potentially lookin’ hot in some spanx space outfit, he wasn’t really my type.

I guess you get all the no name pussy when you are actually considered funny, when you have your own radio show, when you star in some movies and host some MTV award shows, but in all fairness to groupie whores, they would have probably still left with him if he told them he was in the Best Buy catalog.

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