So you all know how strongly I feel about incest. You know if there was any cause I’d raise money for it’d be incest, because I feel like if you make ‘em, they are yours to do what you want with them.

I just wanted to showcase a leader in our cause, a 93 year old man named Philippe Hamelin, who was convicted for incest and the judge decided was not fit for prison for the crimes he committed, because his daughters turned on him and ratted him out, claiming he ruined their life, when he was probably just trying to show them the ropes, like any father would. Unappreciative assholes.

So the judge said he is already serving a Life Sentence in his body or some shit, which is funny because aren’t we fucking all? I guess he just needed an excuse to not put someone doing a perfectly natural thing away and the whole 93 year old factor was good enough to still look like he’s not advocating sex with his daughter, when everyone knows it’s an outdated law….

I just woke up. Good morning sunshine. Yes, I am talking to you.

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