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Jessica Alba’s Not Getting My Kind of Asian Massage of the Day

This isn’t the kind of happy ending 10 dollar Asian Massage I’m used to, but then again I can’t make out what’s going on below the waste. It’s very possible, if not probable that three asian women are servicing her baby maker with their forearms. It’s really the only way she can get any form of satisfaction now that Cash Warren’s penis doesn’t touch her vagina walls no matter how hard he tries…and god knows he tries.

  • cowbulls

    I think Jessica set a new record in the quickest fall from sex object to contemptible hag. That goes to show that women with no talent should keep their mouths shut unless they are using their mouth for extracurricular activities.

    Take away her boob job and she doesn’t qualify to be a cashier at Wal-Mart. She has no talent and emotional issues such as a history of obsessive-compulsive disorder. She barely graduated high school due all of her other issues. She has been manipulated by older men her entire life as she has stated that her idea life partner would be somebody like Morgan Freeman or Sean Connery. If she would find an older man that isn’t a flaming Liberal and maybe he would tell her to do your research, make your own decisions, and be prepared to back those opinions up with logic BEFORE running your mouth.

  • n2tattoos

    dogs are cool.

  • Liz

    this broad will be a good escort service in a few years once her money runs out

  • Jamman

    No matter what, we’ll always have “The New Flipper”.

  • postmanjoe

    i think she still looks really cute. i don’t get why people are so harsh on her. For someone who had a baby she looks beautiful :)






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