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It’s nice to see that America really focuses on what’s important, you know Jessica Simpson’s weight gain. I could think of 1000 more relevant issues to talk to the President about, but leave it up to your fucked up priorities to get down to business about why the bitch has gained 20 pounds, despite everyone knowing that it is because of laziness, relationship and a bad diet.

On a side note, I was emailed this story where Kim Kardashian takes on Jessica Simpson. No they Aren’t Fighting Over Who Gets the last piece of cake, if anything another fat celebrity she has come to defend Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass.

I felt the need to share….

Kardashian is really getting furious and �offended� over the media�s coverage of Jessica Simpson�s photos.
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She �took time out from Super Bowl festivities to post on her blog:
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�I was doing Super Bowl interviews for my Leather & Laces party I’m hosting down here in Tampa, Florida, and EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain.
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I think it’s absolutely ridiculous!!! She is not fat at all and I am actually offended that people are giving her such a hard time over this!
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LEAVE HER ALONE!!! First of all, her outfit was FABULOUS! I loved that Fendi leopard belt with those high waisted jeans.
She is so drop dead gorgeous and the fact that the media is sending this message out to young girls is mind blowing!
?I am probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then???�

So it’s official, Kim Kardashian doesn’t read this site, because if she did, she’d know that I think she’s fat.

The good news is that they both came out for the superbowl, not because their boyfriends are star football players, but because they thought superbowl meant some kind of new invention that was way bigger than any other bowl they’ve ever seen. You know, one they can pile all kinds of food inside and emotionally eat that is reminiscent of the trough these pigs should be eating out of.

Here’s Jessica in concert.

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HorneyLohanWanker

The Monkey in Chief hates fat chicks.
Bob Smith

Isn’t Kim Kardashian that fat chick that did the porno with all the black guys? She ain’t bad, but she doesn’t work very hard to please her men. Although much harder than the ugly Hilton chick who just lies there.
1001001

Why the hell are they asking her about Jessica in interviews?
Expletive Big Man Politics

Kim and Jessica is sexy sweet, whom ever loves Ethiopian scrawny nasty aidsy anorexic chicks should Google keira knightly.
katie

kim kardashian is a fat useless whore, and she’ll jump at any chance of publicity. pathetic
Shaun

So, when is the “Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson: Hardcore Fat Sluts” porn video coming out?
Bob Smith

I have to admit, I would buy a porno with Kardashian and Simpson using fingers and tongues on each other.

I think Kardashian would go for it Simpson paints her fingers black and Simpson would go for it if… tell her that Tony Romo will leave her if she doesn’t.
Amanda

the story is about Kloe and jess not kim u assholes….there is nothing wrong with their size !!! u ppl are so obsessed with how ppl look….if there with small and thin like keira knightly or even smaller u ppl wud have something to say about that as well and probably say they need to eat something !!! what is wrong with you ppl their are so many other important things goin on in the world….y are we worrying about how much a person weighs….geez get a life !!!!