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Hey guess what, Hayden Panettiere’s got shitty tits. I have more luscious cleavage you’d want to burry your head in, but then again I am clinically and legally obese, so I have bigger tits that most women.

The good news is that if she was to do porn she’d make more per scene because the companies love natural tits since most girls willing to do porn have already jacked their shit up. The bad news is that Hayden thinks she’s too good for porn and sticks to garbage TV shows no one watches, and by no one I mean everyone, you assholes are giving her this uncontrollable, undeserved ego.

Now, do it to me.

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Slim Charles

Shitty tits or not,i’d pound that thing until it resembled a piece of chew up bubble yum!
IamLegend

the dwarf is still tryn to look like a frumpy 30 something year lod dowager… and Milo’s gettin frumpy sex now>>>>>> can’t say I envy him.

then top of dwarfs’ head is just about belt line & that means her face & my zipper..HUmmmm that just might be OK
Poonster

she’s way overrated,i don’t see the appeal,she’s a square headed little munchkin who’s “fame” will be over as soon as Hero’s is cancelled.she’s got no chance of being a leading lady in the film industry.her 15 minutes are ticking down..
justme

Hayden is CUTE the way she is, her body parts are exactly right size for her, I really hope she won’t mind those idiots who say her tits are bad
There are more than enough silicone bimbos among celebrities.
Ken

Hmm,I don’t know if I would classify them as “shitty”,but they are no where near as exceptional as she thinks they are.
So uncover ‘em,baby and extend your career at least,o hell,5 years.
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You made some good points there. I did a search on the topic and found most people will agree with your blog.
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I know tits are pretty things and all, but titty fucking is WAY overrated anyway, so what’s the big deal? Hayden probably has a snappin’ little snatch and a pristine pink pooper, we know she has a hot fuckhole on her face too, and those are the parts I’d prefer to fuck, preferably back and forth with abandon. I wonder if she’s down with getting pissed on?
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