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I don’t know what’s going onto Jessica Simpson’s face, but if this is what she looks like with no make-up on, they’ve done a good fucking job filling up her birth defects with movie make-up every time she leaves her fucking house all these years. At first I thought maybe I was lookin’ at it from a bad angle, or maybe it was just a bad picture, but in every single one of these, except the one from behind, Jessica Simpson looks like a monster. The kind of monster who eats all the food at every all you can eat buffet in the city. Stupid post? I agree. Blame my hangover and not me.

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Bob Smith

I kept telling everybody for years “this is not an attractive chick”, but you guys kept insisting she was hot. You know she’s dumb as a post, comes with the baggage of her father, and the only one stupid enough to fall for it was Tony Romo.
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You’re a fucking dumbass.
Cookie

“The kind of monster who eats all the food at every all you can eat buffet in the city.”

…Are you on CRACK? Exactly how is that fat? I know in other photos she looked heavier, but she looks much thinner here, which gives the impression she has actually lost weight.

Honestly, it’s idiots like yourself that cause otherwise healthy girls to have eating disorders.

Grow a brain or shut the fuck up.
iggy pop

C’mon get real people. If your fat assed girlfriend looked half as hot as her you would never leave the house. She is and always has been gorgeous.
Ur Not Men

Those bitching about Jessica’s looks are either ugly envious cows or bitchy fags. She looks fine, and normal….. jealous bitches.