These Aubrey O’Day pictures have been doing the rounds the past couple of days. I was waiting for the spread pussy shots that you’d expect from her to hit before posting her Playboy cover, you know to give you something you can actually appreciate, because seeing a whore in Playboy, not naked is a fucking annoyance. You know she gets fucked by black cock every fucking night, you know she lets her dog crawl into her tattered womb, you know she got kicked out of her girl band bullshit and desperate to get attention and you know the concept behind doing Playboy to get ahead was a commendable one, you know like a med student who becomes a Gogo dancer at a club, you know the girl who dresses in booty shorts and dances on stage to set the mood, when we all know she should be getting naked and giving lap dances and letting strangers grab her for 10 dollars a song, meaning, that despite making the right moves as a slut doesn’t always mean having the right outcome.

What I am trying to say is…Let’s see some labia even if it’s photoshopped to look worth fucking, kinda like she was in these Playboy pictures.

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