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Jessica Simpson’s Fat Chick Distraction Strategy of the Day

Jessica Simpson’s pulling a couple fat tricks here. The first one is to wear black because you blend into the night sky behind you so we don’t know where you start or end but more importantly to use her fat chick tits as a distraction from the fat rest of her, not that I care, I’m fatter than this bitch, my wife is 4 times fatter than this bitch and she’s getting on in years, dropped out of pop music and just wants to live the simple life with her Cowboy and BBQ ribs or any pork product and cheesecake and chocolate and fries and burgers and pie, lots of pie, so we should just leave her the fuck alone about this shit, she served her purpose as the young star we wanted to fuck, now it’s time to let her gracefully graze her way into menopause and while she does while all you big titty fat chick loving mother fuckers who are the reason fat chicks exist and have confidence to leave their house masturbate to the idea of her making her way over to the dark side….and by dark side I mean black cock, they live for fat blondies just as long as she’s white. True story.

  • Bob Smith

    w00t! Those are MILKERS! Reminds me of when I used to work on a dairy farm in Wisconsin.

  • Shaun

    She needs to stop eating. Fasting would be good. Along with exercise.

  • greg

    knocked up

  • Postmark

    Jesus (no, not you) Christ, she isn’t fat. Fucking bloghores… Oh, wait, I’m one too…

  • Wendel

    Yea man, a bit harsh.
    I mean, this is NOT your typical, “Hey guys I’m as hot as God made me so deal with it,” kinda gal. She is not some skank who runs from party to party with any flavor of the month with as much up her nose and up her . . . (fill in the blank).

    She is a product of the fame machine and she went along for the ride.
    Don’t blame her. I never heard her say she had the real talent and we had better listen. (like some out there) They paid and she showed up.

    So she has curves now. She is human. Give her a little pass. For now anyway.

  • MissConfused

    she is not fat you fucker, she looks like a regular healthy woman, not everyone likes skeletor snorting coke whores like you do

    No wonder you like lindsay so much, she looks like the crypt keeper

  • Bob Smith

    MOOOOOO!

  • Cunty Cuntall

    I’d still tap that. In the meantime I’ll just have to be happy with my self-abuse !!

  • Pat7929

    I prefer to see a real woman like her than a walking skeleton…
    Im fucking tired of seeing women who makes themselves sick to be thin

  • stop19

    c’mon SHE MUST BE PREGNANT!!

  • cowbulls

    I think she looks a lot better now. I’m guessing that she feels a lot better also.

  • slybone

    3 words for Miss Simpson…

    “Calorie Controlled Diet”

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  • http://www.makeprofitseasy.com Mindi Raczkowski

    Jessica Simpson when she was married to Nick had an innocent aura. Post Nick I just don’t know anymore






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