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I’ve written about this UK socialite slag before. She’s Bob Gedof’s 19 year old daughter, her half sister is that INXS dude who hung himself jerking off’s daughter. She’s a typical rich girl who craves attention by pulling stupid stunts, like getting married in August and proving her love with his named tattooed on her hand, only to announce last week that they are splitting up, or for being a partying drug addict slut to feed the pain that is having unstable parents who were too busy caring about themselves than to care about her, or because of whatever it is that motivates these rich kids to get high and cause scenes.

I hear that seeing her topless on the beach is not that big a deal as she’s always naked amongst friends, which is a great tragedy, because she’s fat. You’d think all that coke would do some good for her, or all that money could hire her dumpy ass a fuckin personal trainer instead of a tattoo artist to stain her sloppy body she thinks she’s turning into a piece of art, but that is more reminiscent of a bathroom stall at a shady bar that even I’m scared to touch or pee in for fear of disease.

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Yum!
mollination

Is that fat these days? Damn, I’m out of the loop.
shiverMEtimbers

That’s what is called “skinny fat” … she doesn’t weigh much but she looks all loose and sloppy because the most exercise she gets is rolling hundred dollar bills into tubes to snort her candy with.
suckmyfatass

She’s an annoying bitch alright, but she’s not fat. Being mysogynist is not funny, is just plain stupid.
Kittenscratch

Sure, she is not perfectly toned, but to call her fat is crazy. She has the weight of any normal girl her age with (thank God) natural breasts instead of these inflated balloons on stick skinny bodies we have become used to being served as “that’s how a woman is supposed to look”.
While she certainly could try a healthier lifestyle her body weight is fine.
We are really nuts, living in a anal retentive, puritan society that paints sex as a horrible thing to do yet the tits jump at us in every magazine, a society that propagates unhealthy body ideals of wretched looking people with veins sticking out all over their wiry bodies while most of us are too fat to even take a ten minute walk without huffing and puffing…
imskinnybitch

I click through from Michael K’s site to read here sometimes, but this will be the last time. Last time I read here it was the same thing. Funny is funny, but hate is hate. She’s not fat.
ddd

That is NOT fat. She looks like an average 19 year old to me. I find it refreshing to see a body that looks normal for once, not toned to within an inch of a person’s life. I actually find it kind of sexy.

I think it’s absurd this website is labeling a normal sized girl fat … I’m no longer going to be reading this site, just like the girl above me. You have some sick concepts of women, body image and the like.
azf

Wow. she is not fat. hahahha.
Bob Smith

Yes, she’s fat. Looks like she spends her days drinking cafe-mocha-900 calories. By 30, she’ll be a tub of lard. Those of you saying this is normal, take a look at people from 30-40 years ago. That is normal. Today, everybody is fat (25% of the country is classified as obese… that’s 1 in 4). Encouraging people to a poor lifestyle by saying this is “normal” isn’t just a lie, it’s detriment to healthy living later in her life. You can bet this girl doesn’t run, bicycle, go to the gym, play sports. She eats poorly, she doesn’t exercise, and this is what it looks like.

Now, if you told me, this girl is 30 and had a baby 6-8 months ago, then it’s normal. For this girl? No, it’s called being fat. I’m guessing most of the people saying it’s normal are also fat, but refuse to acknowledge it.

That said, her tits are still perky, even on the fat body. And the ugly tattoos: yeeech!. Fat chicks with tattoos are not a good combo.

And for those of you who say you wont’ read the site anymore, you’re lying. You’ll be back later on today.
http://www.dlisted.com/ kitkat

WTF she is not even close to fat! The world is so messed up…
youreanidiot

shes fat?? i think she looks great- but, lol, i bet you’re an ugly enormous ^&*% who can’t get laid even if you tried to pay, try posting a photo of yourself some time to see what kind of feedback YOU get, jackass.
droopy

She is NOT fat, she looks good, I don’t understand how things have gotten to such extremes that you would call a healthy looking girl fat, that is disgusting and a disgrace to portray women in that manner. P A T H E T I C !!!!
droopy

Bob Smith, if thats fat then I guess that means youre gay!
Nunzilla

Agreed. Last time I read this site. She is not fat. Honestly, I find her sexy too… I am a chick and I felt a bit of a tingle down there when I saw here topless. Sensuous and sexy.
Bob Smith

All of you are headed for Type 2 diabetes. Remember, this is a young girl, there shouldn’t be gut around her middle like that. Do yourself a favor and look up “ideal weight” and calculate your BMI.

But then, none of this is a surprise. You have pseudo-celebrities like Kim Kardashian who is actually on the verge of obese that people say looks “very sexy”.

It’s the fattening of America where people probably can’t even run 2 miles anymore, can’t do more than 10 push-ups, and get winded walking up 3 flights of steps.

If this girl hit the gym for an hour a day and gave up coca-cola and starbucks she’d be fine.
racer12

she’s a pig. At that age you don’t even have top try really hard to be fit, and yet she’s sloppy everywhere. Except for those tits!! go home feminazi’s. nobody listens to you. the fact is that women do what attracts men. so instaed of bitching about it start showing us some girls of higher weight who look good, not this slag…
Satan666

LoL @ people getting so offended by Jesus’ jokes… fucking makes my day. Americans are idiots… no, not all of them…just the ones who expect to come to a celeb gossip site and read “feel good” Oprah type commentary on weight issues.
JJ

Im sure Bob Smith just has a rock hard six pack and always spends hours in the gym each day and never touches soda or starbucks while all the rest of us are headed for Type 2 diabetes (because he clearly knows all of our lifestyles in detail)

Get over yourself douche
m.

I am almost positive her BMI is not over 24.9. A BMI of 25 is overweight. She might be around 22-23. (and for the record my BMI is 19.5, so I am not obese). Normal weight is 18.5-24.9.
mars

Is that fat?? For God’s sake, she is average. I can’t stand this bullshit of calling non-skelletons fat. And I bet the person who wrote this is someone who has never seen a girl naked. And for people talking about obesity and those things. I’m pretty sure her BMI is ok, maybe she is not fit. Maybe she doesn’t have a healthy lifestyle, ok. But I think we shouldn’t allow people to promote the “fake healthy” looking of Hollywood celebrities who starve themselves to death and throw up every calorie they take in. That’s what’s not healthy. I bet most of the celebrities you say are healthy are underweight and anorexic. That can be a deadly illness too, not only drugs. And no, I’m not fat, I’m fed up of people like the writer of this blog!!! And Kim Kardashian fat??? Pleaseeee…
Bob Smith

Bob Smith actually never touches starbucks or soda, does spend at least an hour a day in the gym. The rest would sound like boasting.

I recommend water during the day and green tea for your evening beverage.
http://iam.bmezine.com/?friday+evening samantha

………wow….awesome….tattoos…..

…so…badass….

*cough*
Spraynard Kruger

She is a fat and sloppy, for sure. Barf.
angeleyedqt

She is not fat and not super skinny, just in between, in sure she does drugs & drinks which is the only reason she looks so unhealthy or sloppy looking but other then that, she is def. not fat, i can see her toned legs in the bottom pics so she does something to have them look like that, all u men are probably gay anyway, because only a gay man thinks having no fat on ur body whatsoever is sexy, anyone can be skinny just do some coke or diet and u’ll be there, but not everyone (fat or skinny) can be healthy, just b/c they say america is #1 for obesity does not mean everyone who is not a size zero is unhealthy and fat, so stfu…i drink water, and tea but like any normal person sometimes i want coffee nothing wrong with it if u have it every so often instead of everyday
Lily

Go fuck yourself.
HorneyLohanWanker

She needs a gallon of my baby pudding dripping out of her rectum.

Rectum? I hardly touched her! LOL.
blah

lol at the dweeb saying to look at figures from 30-40 years ago… ever seen bitches from 400 years ago? standards change all the time. also, there are a lot of undeniably unhealthy people who far outlive health nuts (keith richards). who the fuck cares. go jerk to the ladies you find sexy and bust your ass at the gym all you want. complaining about how other people live and what other people find attractive is such a goddamn waste of time.
gia

Yeah, I have to agree she is a nasty, stupid little girl, but she isnt “fat”, she is skinnyfat & sloppy & bloated which is from waaay too much partying & unhealthy food & not nearly enough exercise. Just because a girl is only 19 doesnt automatically equal hot body. You can only abuse a body so much before it shows, no matter what the age.
http://nonthreateningblackmale.blogspot.com LOL

I’d like to have the dirtiest sex imaginable with Peaches Geldof
Andrew

This is what happens if you fall asleep and you have asshole friends…wait those doodles on her body are real??? Regrettable tats even worse than christina riccis. I still would though
de Cosmos

HaHa!

Some cream on your Peaches???
Brianne

Nothing you said made sense at all.

Do you have anyone around that can double check your work before you post it? Someone over 17, maybe even someone who went to school?
deadrabbits

i agree with suckmyfatass…misogyny isn’t ironic or hilarious. it’s just stupid and irritating. once again i stumbled onto this site. i’m going to make sure i don’t anymore. everything you write disgusts me. are you trying to sound like a woman-hating idiot?
EmmaG

Whoa, hows all the fat cunts getting upset!? HILARIOUS! You should post a fat bitch story everyday so I can laugh my fat ass off reading the whiney comments more often.

Ps the gym cunt is just as bad as the fat cunts – I hope you all get raped and die. Smooches xoxo
tish

Fat? uh yeah right- I’d love to see the tub of lard who wrote that piece of crap.
and btw EmmaG, all those naughty swear words really impress!
Wickedjack

Although she’s not toned, homegirl is also not fat. That “fat around her middle” is there to protect her baby making organs. I, also, do not have type 2 diabetes, don’t drink soda, work out daily and have BMI of 20, which isn’t overweight. But unlike you, all of that doesn’t make me a womanizing asshole.
Trap Them and Kill Them

Damn Jesus,this is by far the most comments i’ve seen on a post.
1001001

1. SHE IS NOT FAT SHE JUST ISN’T TONED. THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT SKINNY PEOPLE LOOK LIKE WHO DON’T WORK OUT. AND TO THE DUMB ASS TALKING ABOUT DIABETES: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. VERGE OF DIABETES MEANS YOU HAVE AN EXCESS OF LIKE 50 FUCKING POUNDS YOU DUMB FUCK. SERIOUSLY, this dumb bitch isn’t fat you dumb fucks. Go look in the fucking mirror for reference or take a walk and look at the fucks in your neighborhood. Fucking hate that stupid, uninspired tattoo.

2. the guy that hung himself was the fucking sexiest piece of ass that has ever walked this earth. If Michael Hutchence was still around I would fuck the shit out of him. Apparently bitch had a penis like the Taj Mahal (sp?). Come on, watch him in one of his videos, he just oozes sex appeal. mmmmmm
doron

Yeah, it’s neither funny nor smart. If you have nothing good to say – shut up. The pictures are enough.
kgee

She is pretty cute… I don’t think I have ever seen this many comments on this website. E V E R haha
EnoughOfThis

I’m done with this website. Mean is one thing, but mean AND not funny? Boring.
BrookeBrooks

She is fat, out of shape, and ugly. Ha ha. With all her money she should buy a personal trainer or a tummy tuck considering that she is lazy. Sweet F.U.P.A., Peaches. Blech.
shoes

i’d go balls deep in that slut. i’d fuck the baby fat off of her ass
shoes

btw i drink soda all day, eat fast food, dont work out and really dont give a shit asabout diabetes…………………………who cares…..i’m not even sure why i made this post
the-crutch

damn, this just keeps racking up posts.

oh, and my .02, i’d bang her.
blahblahblah

im glad to see im not the only one who thinks the tard who wrote this should f*** off for referring to that dumb ho as fat. shes not fat. that is not fat! you are so out of touch with reality dude. thats what you get for being a stupid f*** who believes those pics in FHM n Maxim are what females actually look like. what a dumbass.
Gash

Add me to the list of people who won’t be visiting here again.
Fuck Tupac

Drunken Stepfather…
Don’t take out your closet gay frustrations on those who can’t answer back.
Did mummy play with your little cock when you were a kid – or daddy for that matter?
Did the girls at school ignore you?
Are you physically inadequate?
Does writing foul bile-drenched misogynist shot on your pathetic little website amuse you? Do you sit at your keyboard relishing the anger you inspire?
Seems you are a typical little internet nobody – zero in real life who gives himself an identity via a fucking keyboard.
The sooner somebody kicks the living shit out of you the better.
You need to be humbled. You need to FEAR. To vanish back into anonymity. To be the nobody you really are.
The sooner you disappear the bettr off this planet will be.
You sad, inadequate, unfunny, unimportant little cunt.
Big Bear

She’s not really fat, per se. More like flabby–a little cushion for the pushin!

I have to agree with the personal trainer part. Lots of guys are turned on by tats, but they don’t do anything for me. Neither do piercings. Doodles and shrapnel.

My girlfriend has a set of fangs she sometimes wears. Fangs are sexy. They look great on her tatooless, unpierced body.
beth

i cannot believe you said shes fat. She has like exactly the same body shape as me. im practically the same age and i think she looks really nice. I have a BMI of about 23, I was told by the doctor that i am the perfect weight for my height. I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU it is not nice. it makes me really sad when people get eating disorders. And i dont think its right that on every magazine nowadays there is ‘how i lossed 1/2 a stone in a week’ or some form of celebrities new crash diet. It makes people think its the norm, like everyone has to loose weight. Especially as the majority of kids nowadays (literally) if you ask them what they want to be when they’re older say ‘famous’ . It also makes people scared to eat fat, when your body needs it to function properly. I mean if they believe that is a step they’ll have to take to be famous they will ‘extreme diet’, and it seems you don’t have to do much to get an tv nowadays (pop idol etc) and completely talentless singers that can’t sing (lady gaga possilby, can’t tell there’s so many sound effects)… any way, yeh i’ve had my rant… oh yeh i eat a balanced diet and brisk walk everyday- not the gym because im skint and its my choice so there.