What the hell is going on in this video and where is the uncensored, unprotected, gang rape version?

On a side note, people are posting these pictures saying that Paris is flashing her vagina, I’m no pantyhose expert despite loving pussy, but I’m pretty sure if this was her pussy, we’d see green shit spilling out of it, and that she’s probably got her lead underwear as to not disintegrate everything withing 5 feet of her….I know…Paris Hilton Rancid Radioactive Pussy jokes are fuckign weak and obvious. It’s early, leave me alone. If you want to see pictures that will remind you of when you were 6 and little sally got a little too riled up fingerpainting and ended up pulling her dress around her head so you could all see her underwear under her knitted tights, these pics are for you. My friend calls it Kindergarten Crotch.

The “close-ups”:

Paris keepin’ it wholesome posing with kids and puppies…

Here she is pulling some Selma in Sierra Breast Feeding Aids Babies Shit…

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