She has to do the man’s work, like take out the garbage, fuck with a strap-on, hang the paintings, carry in the groceries and fill the car up with gas, mainly because her boyfriend has a vagina.

Yeah I know you’d think he’d be into hoses, you know with being a fuckin’ poofter who jerks off to hose all day, but the irony in the whole thing is that the only hose he lets near him is the one attached to a high colonic before a long weekend or attached to one of the many faceless men he lets inside him over that same long weekend…

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