I am guessing that Jordan is shooting a reality show in LA and that’s really fucking life changing and inspiring.

It makes me really want to tap into my brain and find something that relates to girls I know with big fake tits who made it, not that there have ever been any, that shit’s just a myth, because the second a girl gets the shit, they get stupid. They expect their stripping wages to go up and for porn producers or Hollywood to come knocking at their door to sweep them away, because they think that all their problems will be solved with their 5000 dollar purchase, and hey why not, it worked for Pam Anderson, Jordan and 95% of pornstars, what they don’t realize is that they still have busted faces and they are still fucking idiots, and their eagerness to flash their tits at anyone willing to look, just makes them trust every sick fuck with fake business cards and a button-down shirt, leaving them raped and killed in a warehouse. Unfortunately, Jordan didn’t have the same fate and here are a bunch of pics of her.

Jordan Doesn’t Look Like Jordan Anymore….But She Does Wear See Through Shirts….

Bonus – Jordan and Her Hair Curlers For Those of you with a 1955 Beauty School Fetish

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