The rumor on the internet is that Lohan is out fucking some dude from Gossip Girl, you know paying him late night visits and all that bullshit and the media’s saying that Ronson is all shook up and for once it’s not from playing her favorite AC/DC song in her latest Bar Mitvah DJ set.

Big surprise, some spoiled brat, broken child star with no friends and serious daddy, who loved the cock, fucked a lot of cock and was known for being the resident Hollywood coked up, erratic slut, took a few months off to pretend she was a lesbian decided to go back to the dick…

But as far as I’m concerned, Lohan was never a lesbian, shit was all a publicity stunt. I have never seen them do much more than holding hands and every girl holds her best friend’s hand, it’s just girl behavior or fighting. They only started admitting they were together and loved each other when they realized it was getting them tons of coverage because the media likes homo drama, and they use Myspace and Facebook to let people know how in love they are. It’s a fucking joke.

They are just cocaine buddies who make each other feel better about not following their rehab stints because they are in it together and it’s too bad because Sam Ronson is a cool fucking person, she just needs to get that crazy Lohan stain on society out of her life, even if it means not seeing her awesome tits ever again.

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