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I never give Asians enough love on the site. I feel like it’s because I generally don’t find them all that hot and I’m convinced that they aren’t marketable in the pop culture. Sure there’s Tila Tequila but people only pay attention to her because she’s a whore with fake tits and no shame, I’m talking about the likelihood of the next Britney Spears being from a Chinese family you’d expect to work their family restaurant being almost impossible.

Maybe I am wrong because they just aren’t into pop music as a career because they are too busy studying math, computer science and medicine, but I like to think it’s because their short flat chested bodies and conservative robotic behavior that seems to like to stick to their own kind just does not cut it.

The good news is that they make great wives because they are patriarchal and subservient and don’t need sleep because they are hyper evolved and can spend a lot of time tending to your needs, doing your laundry and trying to make your babies.

Speaking of hyperevolved, here are Lucy Liu’s tits, because the daughter who works at the Chinese convenience store near my house is not built like this.

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http://drunkenstepfather The Admiral

Always wanted to knock that down….she has a decent body to be so petite….too badd she only likes guys with small penises
ricky

This has got to be the most ignorant and racist article I’ve ever read. It’s people like this “journalist” that make it hard for minorities to make in Hollywood.
Part_Asian

@Ricky

Get over your fucking whiny self, you twat.
I�m half Asian and i think this article of the Stepfather is brilliant!
Hollywood is allready too much under the controll of the politically correct ethnic sensitivities mafia church.
Plagues like these are the end of humor
suckit

wow. usually i’m ok with your polemical, offensive rants/satire. sometimes i even find it funny, especially when you mention venereal diseases. but now i just hate you. thanks, i was sick of seeing ugly boobs anyways. and part_asian twat, keep telling yourself that instead actually dealing with your own identity, self-hater.
Emma G

I thought this was a bit soft on your part, no mention of raping nail technicians? I expect so much more from you. Tisk tisk.

Ricky: This is a BLOG, not the NY times you retard. Journalist? I bet you’re American..
Jo

This article was meant to be ironic, right? I mean, surely no one would write this in earnest?

Well, even if it was meant to be ironic it’s hardly comedic-writing gold, and if it wasn’t, then defo have to say I’m with Ricky and Suckit on this one.
Part_Asian

@ Suck it: just suck it, ok?
Suck your own whiny little asian dick.
Or if you ain�t having one or if you�re a fag; suck your boyfriends whiny little asian dick.
And don�t forget to boohoo about Miley Cyrus about making slanted eyes
No wait;why don�t you drag Miley Cyrus to court and get a frigging billion dollar out of the dumb twat for insulting Asians.
Also take God to court for giving you and/or you boyfriend a whiny little asian dick!
Yes you can!
Yay for the ethnic sensitivity fascists!!!
Part_Asian

By the way Stepfather; those are some real ugly chinese tits.
You can find them much better; try some of those Korean sites.
Lucy Liu is one goddamn ugly chinese chick.
Never heard of the chinese actress Gong Li? She�s quite ancient and way over 40, but in her younger years she was definitely marketable.
Goddamn communism kept her away from the babes-market and now the chick is too old. But even at an ancient age Gong Li is way better than that wonky eyed Lucy Liu
far east

being hardworking and intelligent AND slender unlike american, british and australian chicks who are the XX gender of the fattest countries in the world can’t be a bad thing.having morals and not sleeping a round collecting STDs like its some sort of hobby also can’t be a bad thing. having great skin due to a good diet also can’t be a bad thing. big breasts = also having big ass and pot belly and quadruple chins-sounds like fucking a sofa doesnt it? asian chicks are not unattractive-just different you racist piece of crap-i’m racist too,can you tell?
suck on this
far east

oh btw … flat chested chinese chicks?…i just had to double check the barbie doll i have …seems like she’s not chinese and to verify I google O.C. white women…they all looked the same to me…plastic and fake tits!
Korean sites cater for u silicone hungry horny stupid simians. I bet tomorrow u go back to your boring lives knowing how inadequate u are in the intelligence region and wishing u were someone else with a bigger dick!
whatever

Hahaha! Up your asses! I’m with far east and suck it! Go fuck your fake tittied tub of lard white whores! obviously this drunken fag isn’t a journalist, coz he’s way dumb and ignorant to be even in that category so he sticks to blogs and shit. And that douche who keeps backin him up is probably a staff of his. Wouldn’t take away the possibility that it’s probably just him trying to keeping his fuckery of a site goin
Shaun

She is such an ugly eyed chink. Her face was made for horro movies.
Bob Smith

Those are *not* the best tits I’ve ever seen.

The size is okay, they just look like the “fun” is all gone from these “fun bags”.
fksdljfkld

part asian i doubt youre part asian. either that or youre in serious denial of your asian half.
Beqwith

It doesn’t matter if this article was a supposed to be ironic. It wasn’t funny either way. You fucking moron, you just listed a bunch of played out stereotypes and tried to pawn it off as humor. You are a talentless moron sir.
Mickey Anonymouse

She has an amazing body — not to objectify, but a perfect hips and ass.
DR.FUNK

Lucy is a hottie. Gotta disagree with your take on Asian babes.Don’t know where you live…but the West Coast is crawling with Asian hotties of every description & personality type.They have basically put White girls & Sistahs to the back of the bus…because that’s pretty much what all non-Asian men are trynna’ get with these days…Especially your average LA entertainment executive.Won’t be long before they’re pretty much the ONLY thing you’ll see on TV.
la flaca

part_asian… please stop. You are a disgrace to the rest of us who actually are half asian.

This article was incredibly racist and ignorant. Apparently, you never grew up in a diverse area. Stepfather, you’ve only demonstrated how narrow-minded you really are. Your lack of intelligence is an insult to all humans.
PeachGirl

First off, it’s supposed to be satire, and I am sure the author has no hate on for Asians (but half-Asian sure does). In regards to the article itself, well, there are a ton of amazing Japanese rock groups, and let’s face facts, the Americans have ripped off, recreated and destroyed almost all of the good Asian films out there. Case in point: Shutter, My Sassy Girl, The Eye (Jessica Alba!!! Yikes). AS a Canadian I rarely watch Hollywood crap, and far prefer the films of Japan, South Korea and Hong Kong. That’s because I’m not an idiot who can’t read subtitles.
ques.ito

Ignorant.
Josie

Part_Asian/part imbecile with a dash of asshole. You don’t deserve to be part Asian. DrunkenStepfather: I’ve been on this site many times through Dlisted, and some of your stuff is funny, but I am never coming back. I am a journalist and I know this is just a blog. Definitely not journalism in the truest sense, so you’re free to say whatever you want. I get it. Maybe you’re being ironic. You just sound moronic. I understand freedom of speech and support it. I am just sorry I stumbled on it today and read this offensive, racist and asinine shit. A complete waste of time. It was my fault for clicking on it. My choice now, is to never come back. Ciao.
Amber Taylor

I can’t believe the people who are getting so offended by this post!

you guys need to come around when he writes about jews, Lilly Allen or his stunning wife.

damn, i love this blog…
http://google.com Full Asian

I thought this article was pretty funny. Half asians are really ugly as shit so I can see where the half-asian guy is getting his rage from. He needs to stroke his ego (hence the small penis jokes).
Z

i come to this website through d-listed occassionally… never again…
http://mileycyrusfactsmf.blogspot.com/ Tyson Wade

miley u rock & d song just ike u os also cool
atymuh

Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi and all those lame Korean chicks you guys brag about are butt ugly when compared to the class of Lucy Liu.

Though many disagree Lucy Liu’s eyes and freckles are one of the hottest.

End of Discussion
http://www.simra.co.uk Wilton Nesmith

I do exactly the same thing. I don�t blame you for not commenting if you think you�re not going to add something new to the discussion.